Though it may sound like something out of bad adult fiction (or Letters to Penthouse for pervs of a certain age), it is possible to meet and hook up with people through Reddit. Without delving into the specifics, of which there are many, it generally takes luck, persistence and being a desirable person with competent social skills.
All of which brings me to one mundane early fall workday. I’m bored and decide to fire of a post letting the beautiful ladies of Reddit know that my love shack is open for business.
Now there’s an obvious downside to using Reddit to satisfy carnal urges: the ridiculously skewed gender ratio. Usually posts wither and die without a single interaction, give or take a Hail Mary male-on-male offer.
But this time was different. Within 10 minutes my inbox lit up with a comically fake offer — an 18yo freshman at one of my area’s colleges looking for some no strings attached fun. Yeah right, and I’m the Pope.
But some after some “why not” Snapchatting revealed that she was the genuine article and a cutie to boot, I went to pick her up from the Metro. There she was: medium height with dark brown hair, a cute face wearing glasses, and curvy petite build that looked enticing in her shorts and tank top.