Author: AccordingBasis

[MF] Matched with 43 year old, skipped work to fuck her on my couch

This account is getting more karma than my main account so I might as well keep going. This is actually the first time I ever intentionally hooked up with someone on a dating app, the first time was a spur of the moment thing, but that’s for another story. This one, however, was with a woman who was old enough to be my mom.

We matched on Tinder, and hit it off pretty well. I was kind of excited because the only girls I had talked to on Tinder had been around my age, and I knew that if I played it right it would turn out pretty well. I knew that, even if we “dated”, we would never do normal things like introduce each other to our parents or whatnot, so things were moving towards sex right away. I nudged her into the conversation and she was happy to skip right into a FWB situation, which I was 100% for. Read more »

[MF] Matched with a chubby barista, smoked, ate her ass, and fucked for an hour in front of a camera

My posts tend to be too long so I’m gonna keep this as short as possible. Last year around this time I was on Bumble and I matched with this big girl, she had bright purple hair and all of her pictures were in swimwear. I usually try to avoid bigger girls (nothing against them, as you’ll find out!) but I rolled with it because she was cute.

We talked for a bit, she said she was interested in a FWB so I was down. Talked a lot about stuff we were into and what we wanted to try. She had never had her ass eaten and I wanted to film a porno for the first time, so we decided to do both. I drove over to her apartment the next day.

She loaded a bowl for us and we smoked on her balcony, talking about random stuff like our work and past relationships. I had just gotten out of a nasty one way relationship with a narcissist, so I was hesitant to be committed to anyone, and she totally understood, so much so that she kissed me. I noticed right away that she tasted exactly like Starbucks coffee, which threw me off, but I thought it was funny. Read more »