Author: absurdmalefantasy

The best birthday, pt1 [MF] [bd] [oral] [anal] [swing references]

I woke up, as I’d half guessed I would but was still thrilled to realise, to the firm pressure of my wife’s lips on my cock. Still half asleep and feeling contentedly entitled (well it was my birthday) I lay there passively, my eyes still closed, as she worked away, eventually sending a lazy hand down under the blankets to stroke her hair as I blew some quiet kisses her way, then slumping back into relaxed arousal. I don’t know how long she’d been working it but she gives the best blow jobs of anyone I know and it didn’t seem long in my foggy state before I was ready to burst. I knew she’d gladly swallow me, but I was turned on by the idea that she had no choice in the matter and so I sent the lazy hand back down again to hold her gently by the neck and keep her mouth around the head of my dick as I came.

She crawled up the bed and nuzzled into my neck, I wrapped my arms around her and – it seems – fell back to sleep. Read more »

The best birthday, prt 7 (end) [MFFF] [swing] [drugs] [anal] [nc?]

Mary didn’t stay long and so then there were four. Me, Monica, Jessica and Angela.

Jessica was something ridiculous like 6’2. Swedish with long blonde hair, blue eyes and the body of a former semi-pro soccer player and still highly competitive long distance runner. She had breasts, they weren’t huge but they were there.

Angela was her girlfriend. She was pretty tall herself, but no one looks tall next to Jessica, even with her ‘fro. She was of mixed race with fairly dark skin, striking features, and lovely curves. D cup tits and a flat stomach.

They were rolling and they’d started to do body shots. Previously everyone had been dressed quite casually in t-shirts and jumpers, skirts and trousers, but many of these had now come off to reveal bikinis underneath.

For my first shot I had to lick Monica’s neck, put salt on it, lick it off, drink a shot from the hollow of her clavicle, then fish the lime out of her mouth with my tongue and bite on it. Read more »

The best birthday party, pt 6 [MF] [BDSM] [MDom] [swing] [oral]

We drank more, and then I guess a bit around midnight Mary asked to be taken upstairs.

Mary was slightly older than the rest of us but not by much. She was of South Asian origin and had beautiful brown skin, sleek long limbs, dark brown eyes, long black hair. and small but perky breasts. She liked to be hurt and she wasn’t really in to affection. She was a lot of fun to torture.

She had worn businesslike clothes and undressed in a businesslike manner, revealing and quickly discarding businesslike underwear. I noticed Monica, saint that she is, had snuck in at some point between Sandra leaving and now, changed the sheets, and left out my toolkit. I ordered her to lie spreadeagle on her back on the bed, and I attached the restraints and used the ratchet to pull her taut. She’d bought her own gag from home she preferred better, and the stuff we were doing was safe enough that we could make do with safe handsigns so I used that. Read more »

The best birthday, pt5 [MF] [swing]

I actually wasn’t even that late for dinner. It was about half nine when I got home. I still arrived, as I kind of knew I would, to an ironic cheer.

I kinda knew the plan for the evening, but not who was coming, Monica just said it was “some of our friends from the scene”. And I couldn’t believe my fucking luck.

There was Jessica, beautiful tall blonde Jessica.

There was Angela, Jessica’s curvy afro’d girlfriend

There was Mary, the sophisticated Indian pain freak.

And there was Sandra. Oh my word there was Sandra.

Sandra wasn’t part of the scene, although she’d slept with a few of us when she was single. She was a friend of Erica’s (isn’t everyone). She was skinny and Irish and had dyed short blonde hair and she was reasonably short herself and if I suck at describing her it’s because when I look at her I don’t really see her so much as the candle I have carried for her for the better part of a decade. Read more »

The best birthday, pt4 [Mf] [swing]

I showered and read for a while, it was only 4 and my next date wasn’t until 5.

My next date had me nervous, it was by no means a sure thing. But running in the free love circles I did you got a bit bored of sure things and longed for the thrill of sexual conquest you get from a genuine pull. So I’d made a date with the hardest to pull person on the app I thought I might have any chance with: Tina

Tina was young, about as young as I thought I could morally get away with: 23 (yeah yeah half your age plus 7 is 25 but she was a grown woman and able to make her own decisions). She was ridiculously hot. She seemed entirely sexually conventional and not at all adventurous. That said I was very open in my profile about what I was and she had agreed to go on a date with an old pervert like me on my birthday, so it wasn’t like there was no hope.

She was already by the bar when I went back downstairs at 5 to meet her, and she took my breath away. She was a smokeshow. Read more »

The best birthday, pt3 [MF] [swing] [bd] [oral] [exh] [Mdom] [mast]

It turned out it was about 1 by this point and so I went and showered while Monica and Erica gossiped and picked out an outfit for my dates. I’d set them up at a hotel with a nice bar and restaurant which was a 5 minute cab ride or a half hour walk away. Once I was ready I still had time to walk there at a leisurely pace in the glorious sunshine and get there in time for my first date at 2.

Both my dates came from an app. My first date was Rita and I knew she was a sure thing. She’d even offered to send me nudes when we were chatting “so that I’d know what I was going to be getting myself into”, but I’d told her I didn’t want to unwrap my present before my birthday. In what I had to admit was a nice touch she’d tied a green bow around her dress in reference to that conversation. Read more »

The best birthday, pt2 [MF/not entirely binary] [swing] [bd]

Monica put on a dressing gown and threw one to me, and went to answer the door. I knew it was Erica because only Erica would have done what Erica did next and just walk straight in to the bedroom with a breezy “hi” and sit down on our sweat soaked sheets and start chatting with us both as though it was one of the most natural things in the world.

Erica was one of our oldest friends. She had introduced us to each other, and then – not much later shortly after a drunken threesome – she had introduced us to polyamory and guided us through our first hesitant steps into poly and later fetish life. Years later, but still most of a lifetime ago, we had been part of, and later all of, a polycule. She had even moved in with us for a while and we had lived as a ménage à trois. That hadn’t worked out but we had remained firm friends and occasional fuckbuddies (both separately and together) ever since. Read more »

The best birthday, pt1 [MF] [bd] [oral] [anal] [swing references]

I woke up, as I’d half guessed I would but was still thrilled to realise, to the firm pressure of my wife’s lips on my cock. Still half asleep and feeling contentedly entitled (well it was my birthday) I lay there passively, my else still closed, as she worked away, eventually sending a lazy hand down under the blankets to stroke her hair as I blew some quiet kisses her way, before slumping back into relaxed arousal. I don’t know how long she’d been working it but she gave the best blow jobs of anyone I knew and it didn’t seem long in my foggy state before I was ready to blow. I knew she’d gladly swallow me, but I was turned on by the idea that she had to and so I sent the lazy hand back down again to press gently on the back of her neck and hold her head onto me as I came.

She crawled up the bed and nuzzled into my neck, I wrapped my arms around her and – it seems – fell back to sleep. Read more »