this story actually takes place a little later in time than my title may lead one to believe, after many advancements in modern telecommunications gifted the world the wondrous craigslist personals.
i roamed those wild bulletin boards for a very brief time, just after i was divorced and before they were shut down – when the company tried to signal through their empty actions that they actually cared about the proliferation of sex trafficking online, but did nothing of real substance to truly tackle the issue.
during my brief interlude there i met a man, someone i lovingly called “sir.” he was everything i hadn’t realized i wanted before and he helped me define and find my heart’s true desires. we would spend hours wrapped up in each other’s minds and bodies, meticulously setting all the machinations in place for some truly deviant ideas to come alive. he showed me the heights one could reach when they put in all of the hard work and planning to get there and he gave me the single hotttest night of my life, i’ll tell that story soon.