This is my very first post on Reddit, ever. In fact, I am very new to Reddit, only being recently introduced to it by my man; let’s call him Adam. Adam has sent me some titillating links from Gone Wild Stories here and there, and they have sent me into daydreams about what I would write if I were ever to post. As it so happens, what happened to me last week was so hot I can’t help but share it. So, my fellow Gone Wild aficionados, I hope you enjoy this popping of my Reddit cherry as much as I will.
To give you a picture, this brand-spanking new Reddit writer is a 5’5”, athletically built, 135lb woman. I was a dancer and gymnast throughout my childhood and twenties, and am still a high-energy athlete. My body shows it. I am very muscular (especially in my legs) and have been told I’m “built Ford tough” by someone who ought to know. I have soft blue-green eyes, peachy freckled skin, and a voluminous amount of sandy-brown, beachy waves, just long enough to touch the nipples of my small, perky, 34As. I have a LOT of hair; the only thing rivaling it in terms of volume is my big, round, ass. I have an ass that starts conversations. I would say turning around and walking away has started at least 90% of the action I have seen in my life. God bless you, ass men of the world.