He Had To Taste Me [MF]

I was about two months out from a five year breakup, and man it was a doozy. He’d been my first kiss, first boyfriend, first everything, but things had gotten not good, then really bad.

And on top of all that we were barely fucking toward the end.

Suffice to say once I extracted myself from the relationship, I was a combination of horny and terrified. Terrified because at 23 I’d never been with anyone other than my ex beyond a peck on the lips from some of my girlfriends. And horny, because i had an intuition that there was a lot of great sex out there that i hadn’t had.

I did the whole mourning period, self-care, whatever thing for two months and by then I was practically foaming at the mouth. I had quite a bit of luck on tinder, which meant getting lots of matches and then being too scared or bored to actually do anything with them.

I know it doesn’t sound like much of a dry spell but when you factor in a five year dead bed relationship, it felt like my virginity was regrowing.

Roadside Assistance [FM]

I’d just gotten out of the shower when I looked at my phone and saw what looked like the death knell of my evening

“My car broke down :(”

Fuck, fuck, fuck. I had just gotten out of a long term relationship with the first and only guy I’d had sex with at this point. And the sex, let’s just say, it was… lackluster.

After wringing my hands about how I was too nervous to hook up with people for a couple of months after, I finally hooked up with a guy after screwing my courage to the sticking point and asked this guy that I’d run into that I’d matched with on Tinder before if he wanted to kiss me.

After he gave me mind-blowing head for over an hour, we’d been hooking up ever since.

By this point I’d gotten accustomed to receiving bomb dick on a regular schedule and to say I was crushed by a missed appointment would be an understatement.

“Oh no :( do you need any help?”

At this point, I’m just being nice. I know less than nothing about cars, and I was in mourning about not having my back blown out that night.