[MF] Always play with the pussy first

During the process of my divorce we decided to divest our shared assets and walk away from each other. It was down to the vehicle, which I didn’t want and had to get a new one. I went back home for a break and to complete this transaction and in the midst of it reached out on dating apps for fun in the meantime. She had made a post wanting a muscle dude with a nice beard. So of course I shoot and say I may not have a beard but I have a uniform. And of course that somehow worked. And once we swapped SFW pics and chitchatted we had a time and date setup that was convenient for both of us. She was average height and chubby with a nice perky chest, red hair, and blue eyes. Best of all she was on the pill, preferred creampies, and was into being manhandled.​

[MF] The ol’ yuletide log

December 25th, years ago…….

Sitting home on leave with unbearable family I swipe on my dating apps trying to find a distraction. *Oh, the parents have broken out the cheap wine for the evening.* I swipe faster. I match with a girl, and we start to hit it off. She’s divorced and the children are with their father on Christmas day. I mull over the decisions I have to make, to forsake my family on Christmas day to lay with a woman *oh the yelling has started already it’s only 7* so not really mulling. I tell them I’m going out, I hop in my car and drive off.

[MF] Late night one night stand for a married woman.

Drinking at home and playing video games one night I hopped on the dating apps to kill boredom between plays and Liz shows up in the good ol inbox. She’s bigger but with a cute face and a nice rack and she’s lusting pretty hard to be railed after she’s done being out with her friends. Her husband hasn’t touched her in weeks and she’s pretty over it. She doesn’t need to say more and I text her my address and phone number to my apartment. I don’t think much of it because I figure she’s going to be drinking her worries away and she’ll just get home and pass out.

After a few hours I get a message, text, and phone call. She’s tipsy but driveable and I give her directions to my place to navigate (apartment complex that’s hard to navigate, this was an issue for all the hookups I had). She parks and starts wandering to my apartment. She’s short, I can see her lovely body in her leggings and loose top. She has an excited bounce as she makes it to my place. I welcome her in and she gives a quick kiss before we make it to my bedroom. I find an outlet so she can plug her nearly dead phone in and charge it. She holds up a finger to pause everything until she texts her husband that she’s stuck in traffic or some other deal, at this point I don’t really care.