I have no idea if this is the proper forum for this and have only shared my stories in one other subreddit who removed my post because it was the improper forum (although it was very well received before it was taken down). So hopefully I'm doing it right this time and, more importantly, I hope you like it!
You wearily look out across the sea of people, smiling and laughing. Yep, gonna need another drink, you think to yourself. Wedding receptions are the worst, and everyone knows it, yet married people always insist on having them for some reason. Sure, it’s your brother getting married. But that doesn’t make it any less dreadful. Maybe if I slip and fall, I can get out of here sooner, you inwardly opine. It’d at least make the evening more interesting.