So i’ve recently started seeing a new guy. He’s new in town and just moved into my neighborhood. He’s also WAY out of my league: 6”2, fit as a fiddle (i think I’m using that phrase wrong — SUE ME [please don’t]), a dark mop of quarantine curls sitting on top of a head with a face that’s made for influencin’.
He’s from Colorado, but imagine your stereotypical surfer dude and you’re there. Honestly, he’s a little too pretty for me (and a little bit on the young side at 28), but you make compromises for a thick 7 inches and getting to fuck a dude with washboard abs for the first time. Seriously, I’m trying to get all the dick i can while i’m still the only girl in town he knows.
(As for me: 5’4, long and thick brunette waves; thicc girl on the hourglass side with big tits, baby makin’ hips, and a fat ass. I’ve been told my face puts me on the cute-sexy spectrum with big doe eyes and a bright smile. I’ve also been told I’m a “Midwestern 8,” so when I say he’s out of my league, you know what I mean. Guy’s an 11 anywhere.)