So I was driving across the country this summer on my way back to the East Coast, stopping in different cities. I was at a really boring part of the trip (long stretch of roads and corn and not a whole lot else). I stop for gas and load up tinder and there’s like 5 people within 50 miles. I get back on the road and about 10 minutes later I have a match and it’s this really hot 19 year old, which is rare since I’m 33. Her pics are really slutty, like boobs hanging out and a lot of duckface. I figure nothing will come of it, but I shoot her some generic message, while driving. She immediately responds and starts blabbering about how boring it is in her small town and how tinder is useless because nobody is on and everyone is afraid to use it because everyone knows each other. She seems excited to meet me so I turn around and pick her up and we go to the one Mexican restaurant in town.