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My Inappropriate Bulge Led to a Risky Impromptu Sexual Surprise from a Sales Associate [FM]

A few weeks ago I was driving to a wedding upstate when I realized I had forgotten to bring appropriate pants for the rehearsal dinner. I stopped on the side of the road in the middle of nowhere and pulled out my phone, hoping to find some retail option to solve my problem. As luck would have it, there was a small outlet mall about an hour out of the way. Thankfully I had left early enough that I had plenty of time to take the detour.

After an hour of driving through gorgeous farmland, I pulled into this tiny little collection of shops. The place was a ghost town, I did a quick lap around to see which shops might have nice pants, and I saw literally zero other patrons. There were like two other cars in the parking lot. It seemed that tons of the shops had closed over the pandemic and never recovered, so it made sense I guess. I found the menswear shop and fortunately it was open. I walked in and at first, it seemed like no one was working the shop. But the lights were on and the door was open, so I figured I was good to look around. Read more »

[MF] Marginally-Ugly AppleWatch Courier with Massive Tits Sucked Me! ( pt.1 )

I ordered an Apple Watch earlier this morning as Apple has a service where they will deliver same day for $10. I wanted to get my hands on the new tech, so I pulled the trigger. After a few hours I got my courier was on her way, I clicked the link in the message and it brought me to a number like interface where I can see a picture of my delivery woman.

The straight and short of it is she wasn’t very attractive at least from what I could see in the photo/ thumbnail. BUT— I am a kinky horny attractive decently well endowed bastard, and at this point I am seeking out fun strange sexual experiences Almost solely so I can write about them later. So I decided I would at least do my best to titillate the Apple runner driving towards me and my bulge.

I plumped myself up as I watched her face travel across the map closer and closer to the pin that marked my location. One block away, I put on my grey sweats so that Annalise the moderately unattractive unwitting apple of my eye, could get a little eye candy before hitting the road again. Read more »

The Mousy Landlord: Apartment Maintenance 101 [MF] [Part2]

*[ You may recognize this story. I’m reposting it, as my last account was deleted. Originally posted a year and a half or so ago. Hope that’s ok. ]*

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**The Mousy Landlord: Apartment Maintenance 101**

After my last impromptu hot-n-heavy meet-n-greet with my new landlord, (check my post history), I didn’t expect a second go with her. I assumed she had gotten her fill, and that would be it. But after six weeks or so had passed without so much as a peep from her end, I got a little in my head. I mean, I told myself it was fine, but if I’m being honest with myself, I’m used to getting at least some form of a follow up, so I spiraled a bit, wondering if I had under-performed that day. It hit especially hard when I thought about the potential reality wherein, she was celibate for four months, fucked me, and then RETURNED to celibacy. Fuck, am I trash in bed? Either way, I wasn’t going to be the one to re-initiate. BUT, I did have a problem with the unit. Read more »

The Mousy Landlord: My First Experience Living Alone [MF]

***[ You may recognize this story. I’m reposting it, as my last account was deleted. Originally posted a year or so ago. Hope that’s ok. ]***

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A year ago, I had recently moved into a one-bedroom unit (no longer live there). It was my first time living alone which I was really excited for. I liked the idea of having an entire space to myself, to do what I want, when I want.

My first day in the unit (boxes not even unpacked yet) I was taking a hot shower. I got out, dried off, and then had the realization “I don’t even need to cover up! I’m free! Master of my own domain!” Or some corny shit like that, as I am a corny individual at heart. I hung up my towel, and walked out of my steamy bathroom into the living room, with my cock hanging full from the warmth of the shower.

To my surprise, standing inside of my new apartment by the doorway, was my landlord. And there I was, damp, bottomless, and somewhat frozen in time. She sees my cock and stands there in shock for a moment before fumbling out a swirling apology and spinning around to face the closed door. Smiling, I told her “no worries” or something like that, but she rushed out of the apartment. Read more »

My Cock Was Used in a Swedish Sauna while a Friend Watched [FMF]

The summer after I graduated, two female friends and I spent a few days in Sweden. One of our bucket list items was to go to one of the famous saunas. We wanted to experience the sauna together rather than get separated, so we chose a co-ed sauna (most of them are co-ed anyway).

I was excited to experience this cultural staple, and also excited to be nude in this casual environment. Basically, it was a fun excuse to be naked in semi-public without any danger. Additionally, I have to admit I was looking forward to seeing my friend Abby unclothed. Our other friend Sara would be naked too of course, but I had slept with her back in the states and so there was nothing to be revealed in that department.

Abby, a small but feisty Vietnamese girl, was someone I had enjoyed flirting with over the years, but we were never single at the same time and I always wondered if maybe I just wasn’t her type. We had reached a point where we were flirt-friends, constantly flirting but with a mutual understanding that it would likely not advance beyond that. Read more »

Beautiful Stranger: A Budapest Experience [MF]

After graduating from college, I spent the summer traveling around Europe, meeting up with friends in various cities who were doing the same. I made an impromptu decision to meet up with some friends in Hungary after they sent me a last minute invite. I flew into Budapest from Berlin the day after I got their message.

I took a rideshare to their Airbnb, and after dropping my stuff, we left to do some day-drinking and exploring. After a long day, we returned to their spot where I’d be sleeping on the couch since I didn’t actually book the room with them, (and wasn’t paying). My friend’s brother told us about these “Ruin Bars” which are basically these massive dilapidated pre-war buildings that had been repurposed into bars and clubs. We all agreed it sounded like a good time.

We pre-gamed a bit, then left the Airbnb and headed to the ruin bar with the best online reviews. Once we got there, we knew we had made a good call. This place was AMAZING. It was massive, a sprawling space that had multiple levels and various different sized rooms, all playing different music and with different vibes. There was one dance room with a stripper pole playing pop music, then a massive main dance floor with more of a hip-hop vibe, plus a bunch of smaller rooms with no music, where people were just hanging and chatting. Read more »

I just spent almost a year entertaining my neighbor with my dick. We’ve never met. [FM]

At the beginning of the pandemic, I moved into a new one bedroom apartment. Unfortunately I quickly learned that my neighbors (tenants in the building next door, one floor above) have a pretty loud and unharmonious relationship. They fight a lot, call each other names, and the whole block must be able to hear it. I’ve even heard things being thrown around, but no physical altercations from what I can tell.

Anyway, soon after that shit realization, I made another discovery. Their bedroom window and attached balcony can see directly into my bedroom, through the window that spans almost the entire back wall. Legit it feels like these buildings were built with some sort of voyeurism in mind, it’s wildly poor design. Well, unless you don’t mind being watched…

I’ve never been too shy about my body, so I didn’t think much of it early on in the apartment, when I’d be entering/exiting the shower or changing clothes/getting dressed. But as the pandemic rolled on, I took more and more advantage of living alone. After showers I’d just lounge for hours in my apt naked before getting into sweats. I sleep naked as well, so when I’d get up in the morning I would just begin my morning routine sans-clothes. Read more »