A few Halloweens ago my then girlfriend and I needed an easy and last minute costume idea for a party we were invited to. Naturally we went to the local Halloween store which still had plenty of slutty cop outfits in stock in addition to a few convict costumes. Her roommate who was also invited to the party grabbed a cop outfit as well and we were all set. I was thrilled, my girlfriend Anna and her roommate Sarah would look extremely hot and I was already looking forward to using the handcuffs that came with the costume on Anna after the party.
The party came and went, a lot of fun, a lot of drinks, an all together good time. We left around 1am and went back to Anna and Sarah’s apartment. None of us were ready to call it a night and we had another round of drinks as we recapped the night. That was until I knocked my drink over, spilling it all over the living room carpet. Anna and Sarah immediately started feigning indignation, yelling at me that ”this is why we can’t let convicts roam free” and that I’d have to be “punished” for my behavior.