[M]y sexual experimentation with anal play (true story, etc.)

Yeah this probably sounds gay but I’m not (yes I’ve experimented in real life, no it didn’t turn me on). About 9 months ago I quit watching porn, hence why I don’t really try anal play anymore.

However, when I was watching, I saw videos of straight guys trying dildos or wearing butt plugs in their day to day life which I thought was SOO hot, like just walking down the street with a fist size plug all up in your booty? That sounded so hot. So naturally, curiosity got the best of me. Girls (and guys) have – without fail – always mentioned that my ass is my best feature so I was like yeah I’ve gotta try this.

I went on a sex toy shop and bought a few things. I bought a 9” white, suction cup dildo, a large butt plug and I was about to check out. Then my feelings kinda surprised me. If you look at me, I’m a masculine man. I work out (a lot), I’m currently a military reservist and I’m not a bitch in the slightest. Yet before I checked out, I found myself browsing lingerie. I knew exactly what to look for as well because I knew what I liked on girls. I browsed for what was probably an hour before I settled on some things: a couple of pairs of high denier (like opaque) black hold up stockings, a few black thongs and a little black dress.