That time my girlfriend (now wife) sucked me off with my sleeping parents in the same room.
*(Minor details changed to protect my identity. And no names.)*
In an effort to save money while traveling, my parents, myself and my relatively new girlfriend shared a hotel room for a night. We got into the room late on a Saturday night after some family activities. We were all exhausted, and crashed. My old school prudish parents in one bed, me in the other, and my GF on the couch. (I was too tall.)
I woke up early the next morning with my typical morning wood. Typically, I’d just roll over and wake up my GF for a quickie before heading to work. But, we weren’t alone, and our potential audience would’ve shit bricks. At this point in our relationship we were already basically living together and fucked like crazy, 1-2 times a day was fairly normal for us. I quietly got out of bed and quickly walked to the bathroom for my morning piss. Alas, I couldn’t (guys will understand), so I washed my face and climbed back into bed to try and relax. I thought I was quiet enough, but my cell vibrated;