Author: 1stRuleAbtRedditIs

Old-school Casual Encounter [MF]

This is a story from a better time, when Craigslist still had a casual encounters tab, before it was just people trying to scam you. It was 2008 and I was in my first year of college. As I was checking out what Craigslist had to offer in my area that night, I responded to a few different ads. For the most part, no replies…but I got one where we exchanged stats and determined if we wanted to pursue it further.

At the time, I was 5’11” and about 205 pounds, muscular but not jacked. She was Indian (dots, not feathers) working on a PHD, 5’4″ish, and probably around 130? I didn’t have texting at the time, so we moved from email to AIM to continue talking. She was busy that night, but wanted to meet up over the weekend for a drink. I was planning to go out of town for the 3day weekend to visit a friend I hadn’t seen in awhile, so we decided we would wait until after that had happened. Read more »

Let’s go to your sister’s room [MF]

Back when I was in undergrad, I would often go to my girlfriend’s parents house and hang out. She went to school out of town, but when she came home, we were either at my apartment fucking or trying to find ways to fuck when her family wasn’t around. At the time of this memory, I was 24, just under 6ft, about 205 pounds with an average cock. She was 20, about 5’4″, and 125 pounds with a great ass and perky breasts with great nipples.

Over Thanksgiving weekend, we both had some project to work on for our schoolwork as the semester was coming to a close. We decided to listen to some music and just knock everything out on Saturday. As we were working, her parents said they were going to go visit some family and would be back later. As they shut the door and got into their car to leave, we immediately began to look at each other to determine how quickly we were going to find a way to fuck. Read more »

Grad school liason [MF] [cheating]

I had just started grad school, and things with my girlfriend were not great. We had broken up in May, but had gotten back together at the end of July. Even though we were back together and I was trying to make amends, she was rarely happy or kind. I didn’t want to break up with her again (though in hindsight it would have been easier as we eventually parted ways), so I was trying to ride it out. As the calendar turned to August and then September, I was meeting new classmates and teachers. One of my new acquaintances was a PHD student who after a couple of conversations I realized that I could help her get a job on campus.

Because I helped her get a job making some easy money, we began talking. This girl had never really been much on conversation, but after we became coworkers, the positional authority relationship that existed faded away, and her behavior changed. She was about 5’4″, 120ish pounds, with long blonde hair, and the fattest little ass. I was, at the time, 5’11’, about 210, and in about the best shape of my life. Anyways, we began talking regularly on Facebook messenger. Soon, we were talking most nights, and it was nice to talk to someone that actually wanted to talk to me. Read more »

“i want you to lick me” [mf]

Another in the continuing saga of my amazing co-worker and myself, I will catch you up on the latest. She has continued to keep blowing me a few times a week before we go home for the day, sometimes multiple times in a day because she loved swallowing cum so much. (She also loves going home to give her shirt boyfriend a kiss after sucking my dick #petty).

A few weeks ago I finally convinced her to let me fully return the favor and eat her deliciously wet pussy in my office before we got our work day started. I don’t know that I have ever been with a woman who wants to please or be pleased as much as her. The situation of sneaking around at work is probably only helping us get each other off quickly, but she is so easy to please it makes my ego feel amazing haha. Read more »

More workplace shenanigans [MF] #columbiasc

As a continuation from my previous post, my new coworker and I have kept up our secrecy because for some reason she emphatically loves swallowing my cum. Since the first time that I posted, I think she has been on her knees before me about 3 other times over the past 2 weeks. The fervor with which she displays while sucking my dick is amazing.

The second time she sucked me to completion was in my office after everyone else had left for the day. Her eyes were watering and her mouth and hands were sloppy with her own spit. After she was done, she quickly hopped to her feet and went back to her office to get her things so she could leave for the day after we exchanged pleasantries. Read more »

Sneaky work head [MF]

I have a couple of co-workers that are new to our place of business. Each of them has been with us for about 4 months, but I have only recently gotten to know one of them over the past few weeks. We have gotten along very well, and she has fit in with my other primary coworker (we are a team of 4) very well. One thing that has helped the 3 of us (2 females and myself) bond is a shared dislike for our other coworker, which has nothing to do with this post. Whenever we have down time, we are usually hanging out, talking about our time outside of work, hobbies, family, etc…but it never takes long for conversations to become inappropriate in the workplace.

After lots of innuendos, we have started sharing more about our sex histories and things like that. It certainly makes the day go faster, and it is always a little more pleasant thinking about attractive women and what they like in bed. One day, the subject of Reddit came up and I asked what her username was. She immediately began blushing and said there was no way she was telling me that. Now I became even more interested in what subs she followed, and what she may even post. She didn’t tell me, but I began telling her that I posted on here before, as well as have had some #success on RAOBJ. That led her to admit she would be down for a random bj, at which point our conversation quickly progressed to hypothetical situations where we could meet up on our next break! Read more »

Front porch sex [FM]

Last night as my wife and I were making the sex, things were going as usual. I am 33, 6ft, about 235 pounds, HWP with what I would describe as an average sized dick. She is 28, about 5’5″,130 with an amazing ass and very perky tits and a pale complexion. We’re hitting the normal rotation of positions: missionary, doggy, back to her legs on my shoulders.

As she gets on top and is trying to make me cum with her, I told her I wanted something different. She responded by sarcastically asking what I wanted, and I could tell she thought I was wanting g to put it in her sweet ass. I let her know that instead of that special treat, what I wanted to do was take her to our front porch at 2am while it was raining and kind of chilly to finish ourselves off. She jumps out of bed and says “what are you waiting for?”

We run down the hall, step out to our porch that is clearly illuminated by a streetlight across from our house. She bends over the short column, grabs my balls and starts moaning loud enough for someone to have certainly heard us how badly she wants me to cum for her. It did not take long before the deed was done. Read more »