The time I drank breast [m]ilk [f]rom a woman at a bar and never got her name

So this happened relatively recently. I had gone to visit family out if state and by day three I needed to get out of that house.

I told them I was going out to see a movie or something. I am 39 kids are on the youngish side and we live very far away from the rest of my family. They were .ore than happy to have the kids there and I needed a break from my extended family.

I did have every intention of going to a movie but was planning to stop and have a beer first

I went to the local bar, new place that wasn’t there when I lived in the area, and they were having a poker night. The bar was empty but every other table was full of people playing poker and the bartender was MIA. I was about to leave when she comes back apologizing for being stuck waiting tables. I say no problem and order a Yengling as their beer selection was fairly sparse.

I gave her cash and planned to have one beer than head to the movie. I figured I would check out another bar afterwards as this place just wasn’t doing anything.

Just as I was about to finish my beer and leave a couple some 15 or so years younger than me comes in.

She is a redhead, big tits tons of tattoos halter top barely holding them in. If she was a few pounds lighter I would say she is trashy hot but a bit bigger than I am normally attracted to.

He is a bit shorter than her 5 foot 5ish black hair scruffy beard he hasn’t really grown into ywt.

They sit down he orders a Bud light, 22 oz bottle, she orders vodka and cranberry.

I am still about to leave when they pull out Cards Against Humanity. Ok now I am intrigued. We start talking they invite me to play. I order a round she declined keeps nursing her drink.

We play for a hour or so and he goes off to the bathroom. I found out they aren’t together. She knows he has a think for her but she has never let him do anything they are best friends. She has two kids not his. That explains the halter top barely holding her tits in she is still nursing.

We keep playing and I deliberately play cards that she has to read that make her squirm. Whatever the dirtiest raunchiest cards are I save them for her. She rolls her eyes but seems to like it.

At the same time we grow our little group now three other people are playing. Somehow, and I don’t remember how this came up but I know it was a card that was thrown out, lactation came up. The new guy in our group said that was disgusting. I disagreed and the best friend just kind of nodded along with me. I said nothing wrong with a little milk straight from the tit and I was kind of disappointed that my ex never breast fed. I would have liked to have tried that.

The redhead looks at me and says, “really…”

She asks for a shot glass and goes to the bathroom. She comes back with a shotlgass full of milk. I want to try it. I straight up have lactation fetish and follow /r/lactation here but the best friend is eye fucking that shot glass.

He picks it up looks at me looks at his friend holds it than downs it. I ask him how it was he says a bit sweet. I stick my finger in and tast the left over and agree.

I tell the redhead I would like another round she slyly smiles asks for another glass doesn’t even go in the bathroom this time just takes a step back and milks her tit into the shot glass.

She hands it to me I look her in the eye and down it. It is warm and sweet and I am fucking hard as a rock.

Now it is last call the best friend is looking at me in a way I can’t read. I have had way more to drink than I planned but she has only had that vodka and cranberry and he has only had two bud lights. I can walk back to my family’s place in a half hour as I should not be driving.

Under different circumstances I think I could have gone back with them and had a very interesting night but I just got a weird feeling said my goodnights and walked back.

I hope that shirt little dude fucked the shit out of her he deserved it.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/crr9vn/the_time_i_drank_breast_milk_from_a_woman_at_a

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