The Gangbang of Catan: Prelude to Debauchery [Group]

This is the prequel story to my upcoming story about a game of Settlers of Catan that turned into a very steamy night between friends. I planned on putting it all in one story, but it got kind of long, so I cut it off after the events that set the stage for our night of fun.

I had a great group of friends in high school and college in the mid 2000s. We were definitely the nerdy bunch, but there were enough of us that we never felt particularly bullied or “othered.” Maybe some people tried to bully us, but we were too busy having a good time to notice.

There were around 23 of us if you included all the tertiary people, but mostly we were solid core of 12; 8 guys and 4 girls. We used to hang out all the time watching movies (the lord of the rings, star wars, shaun of the dead, and more), playing video games (civilization 4 hotseat, James bond: the world is not enough on an old GameCube, ocarina of time, and old school pokemon), and playing other kinds of games, from ping pong to monopoly to spades to settlers of Catan. Like I said, we weren’t “cool,” but it didn’t matter. We had a good time.

I’m sure you know, whether it’s from watching movies, personal experience, or just common sense: nerds get horny too. In high school this meant a lot of awkwardness, some intra-gang conflict, intermittent heavy petting, and a lot of learning. But by the time college rolled around, we had mostly figured out social interactions to the extent that we’d all had a relationship or three.

College also split us up. We spread out to different places, and only got all together over the summers or around holidays. There are actually a few stories I could tell involving those times, but this story involves the small group that went to the same university I did: two other guys and one girl.

Tim, Ryan, and myself (Jake) shall be playing the male leads in this retelling, while Tiffany shall [wo]man the role of our femme fatale. Although we had all made new friends in college, we still hung out fairly regularly. This particular Saturday night we were at Tim’s apartment, playing Settlers of Catan.

The game had progressed fairly far and we were all within a couple points of winning. Tiffany had like three settlements on this one wheat tile that had a 6 on it, and she had the wheat port, which made it a really important resource for her. Consequently, we had been blocking that tile with the robber all night.

At this point in the game Tiffany is trying to trade with every person when it’s their turn for some wheat. Everyone is shooting her down (we actually didn’t have any, but we wouldn’t have done it anyway) and she’s getting increasingly frustrated and desperate. She starts trying to beg people to use a knight to move the robber, offering to trade anything possible (even though that’s kind of outside the rules).

Finally it’s her turn. She blurts out – if anyone will trade me wheat for something, I’ll flash them. You could feel the mood in the room instantly change. I guess I should have described her before, but Tiff was probably our hottest friend. She had light brunette hair she kept pulled up, a tight body, and a beautiful face featuring sparkling blue eyes. A smaller, perky bust that perfectly accentuated her frame. Even though she was quite thin, she had a nice round backside, and she really knew how to play up her assets.

My eyes are scanning the cards in my hand even though I know I don’t have any wheat. I triple check just to make sure. I see Tim and Ryan checking their hands as well. I’m curious to see which of them will take her offer first until it slowly comes out that none of us have any wheat. The guys are all majorly disappointed, but Tiffany seems even more so. She gets really competitive.

She next proposes an illegal trade (though no one thought to call her out on it.) if someone will trade her a knight card for something, she’ll flash them. Again the wheels are turning in the guys’ heads. I don’t have a knight, so again I’m out of luck. Tim has two cards and I assume one is a knight, but he admits he doesn’t have one. Ryan says he’s in the same boat. We just can’t catch a break.

Tiffany is grasping at straws now. What if, she says, what if you just let me move the robber as if I had a knight… And I would flash all of you.

My heart is in my throat. I’m pretty sure none of us have seen her naked before, and I’m pretty sure we all want to. If Tim and Ryan are like me, they’re most likely sporting almost painful erections under the table. We make some joke I can’t remember and huddle up to discuss.

After almost no debate, but a shocking amount of negotiatory skill, considering the lack of blood in our brains, we submit a counter proposal.

She has to flash all of us, but that flash is defined as complete breast exposure for 10 seconds.

Even though she had proposed the concept, I don’t think I expected her to accept. I can still see it perfectly in my memory – her soft fingers on the hem of her pink polo shirt as it pulled up exposing pale skin that seemed to go for days. The slight drop and settling of her breasts as they fell free from her bra. The way her nipples seemed almost impossibly long and hard and oh so suckable.

I could have lived a lifetime in that moment and simultaneously it went by so fast. I’m not sure what made it so special other than the fact it was unexpected, they were great boobs, and she was a friend I’d quietly lusted over for years. I wasn’t a virgin. Internet porn hadn’t quite gotten to full swing yet, but I knew how to find plenty of material. And somehow, that simple flash meant so much and it has fueled many a night of self satisfaction since.

After the flash, Tiffany rolled a six. It was like it was fated. We were all flushed and horny. I could tell. She collected her wheat. She made a couple trades through her port and some other moves lost to the fog of time and she won.

She barely gloated, which was out of character. She seemed to be in a hurry to leave. I know I was too – I wanted to get home and close my eyes and re-see the forbidden fruits. She did let out a smile as she left and said I can’t believe how easy y’all are to manipulate.

Tim said that he thought it was a pretty good trade. As she was walking out the door she replied, I’m glad you feel that way. I was afraid you would ask for more, and I would’ve accepted too. She left.

Tim, Ryan , and I just stood there dumbfounded. Finally, I got my senses enough to open the door and yell out – just wait til next time.

When she later suggested we play Catan again the next week, we were all rigid with anticipation and we spent the week trying to figure out what sort of things we could get away with asking for without making her mad or making things weird and hoping that we’d get the opportunity.

The next week we got what we hoped for and a whole lot more.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/cnf4vh/the_gangbang_of_catan_prelude_to_debauchery_group