This is a true story that happened last Friday.
After a long week at work, my friend Tone calls me and asks if he and his girlfriend, Grace can come over for a few beers before their dinner reservation. (I live in the city and they live in the suburbs so it was a good chance for us three to catch up). We chat over a few drinks and they tell me that they’re going to a restaurant in Center City to meet up with one of Grace’s co-workers, Kris. Tone and Grace offer me to join their reservation and I immediately ask if this mystery Kris girl has a boyfriend. Grace admits that she does but quickly qualifies that they’ve only been seeing each other for a few months and she’s not sure how serious it is. I consider the dinner offer but firmly decide that it’s not worth it, I’d essentially be going on a weird blind date with a likely unavailable girl. I resigned to having a few beers, smoking some weed and watching some comedy specials for the night, a perfectly solid end to a tiring week..
Flash forward 4-5 hours and I get a Facetime from Tone, he asks if him and the girls can come back to my place, “we’re all pretty drunk and don’t want the night to end”, before I can even say yes, Kris gets on the Facetime and says “Comon Grizivak, I’ve heard so much about you and wanna meet you” from their voices I can tell they’re all fairly drunk (which kinda stressed me out cause I was way too high from a blunt) but who am I to end their night. I said “Ok, come over” and they ordered a Lyft from their bar.
I crush two White Claws while waiting for them to come back (idgaf, they’re low cal and delicious). I wanted to catch up and not be over analyzing 3 drunk people like I tend to do when I’m high. Tone, Grace and Kris come back and we all go to hang out in the kitchen. This was the first time I saw Kris in person and jesus christ, her Instagram didn’t do her justice. She’s 5′ 8 or so, brunette with an exotic looking face, absolutely beautiful. Her body type is one of those “was super skinny her whole life until the booze caught up to her post college” types, definitely not fat but with 10 extra pounds spread out around her midsection. I was more than ok with that because this girl has the tits of an angel, (I would later found out they’re 34DD) and they were on full display in the low cut black top that she wore with her jeans. She looked like a fucking fox and I couldn’t stop thinking about Tone pulls me aside to tell me how much he talked me up during dinner and that her relationship seems super dysfunctional.
The 4 of us start talking and listening to music when Kris suggests that we open a bottle of wine. We talk for another 20-25 minutes and our chemistry is electric, I’m making her laugh with my ridiculous high humor/giggles and she’s so charming it hurts. I put on some Frank Ocean on the Alexa speaker and I softly touch Kris’ hand, she looks up at me, grabs my other hand and pulls me in to start slowly dancing with me. I can feel the blood flowing to my dick at this point but suddenly she says “Ah, I’m gonna get an Uber home so I don’t do anything stupid”. Fuck. I blew it, time to go jerk off. Sexually frustrated as can be, I say “Ok, but dance with me until it comes”, she agrees and we’re dancing like lovebirds in my kitchen for the rest of the song when I finally ask “Kris, can I please kiss you?”, she doesn’t say anything but instead leans in and our lips lock in an intense whirlwind of passion. After 30 seconds she pulls away and says “Ah god, I’m so bad” “Why”, I respond, she shows me her phone and I see that she has canceled her Uber. I slyly grin at her and whisper “Can I show you my room?”, she answers me with a deep kiss and a slow, seductive nod..
Ok, this is a lot longer than I anticipated so I will post a part 2 if people want
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/c7xt1w/i_m_23_ate_her_f_26_ass_as_she_was_on_the_phone
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