[FM] I blew my way out of a speeding ticket

This happened 2 months ago and it still cracks me up when I think about what went through my mind that night as this sort of thing would be out of character for me. For context and visualization, I am a female in my mid-20s, 5’7” tall, white, medium length hair, athletic/proportionate body with slightly above average boobs. He is in his late 30s, white, at least 6’4”, muscular built.

Two months ago, I was driving back from a wedding at around 2am. The freeway was empty, speed limit was 60mph, and I was going 73 in the middle lane. Music was on, I was bored alone in the car and just wanted to get home faster. Literally 2 exists before my house, I see the red and blue lights behind me. “I’m fucked”, I think. I’ve been driving for 10 years and this is the first time I got pulled over. I didn’t know what to do and panicked a little. Pulled into a rest area which was right there off the freeway (I know, I was supposed to pull over to the side of the road but idk what went through my mind) and waited. My hands were sweating as I reached for my registration and insurance card. I was watching the officer walking slowly towards my car and it seemed like an eternity.

“Ma’am, do you know why you got pulled over?”, he asks.

“Um… yes. I was going too fast.”

“Correct. Can I see your license and registration please?” I handed him the papers. “Wait here”. He went back to his car, which again seemed like hours but actually lasted for a few minutes. I was rehearsing in my head what to say to get out of this. Do I beg him? Do I start crying? Before I could decide which way to go, he starts walking back to my car.

“You never had a ticked before. Why were you speeding?”

“Mr. (his name), I’m coming from a wedding, it’s been a long day, I just wanna get home and there’s no other cars around so…

“Call me officer”, he barks. Then I realized I addressed him Mister. Lol.

“I’m sorry”, my voice was already shaking and I was on the verge of crying. After what felt like minutes, I raised my head to look at him and before I could rehearse it my head, I blurted, “maybe we can solve this a different way?” He leans forward and we’re making eye contact now. OMFG. What did I just say?

“What was that?”, he asks. Fuck! Well, now I’m all in anyway.

“I mean, can we work it out between us somehow…? I was wearing a silky red dress with a V shape cleavage, so I move a bit in the seat for what I hoped was a little glimpse at my bra.

“Ma’am”, he says with a deep voice. I sensed a different tone than what he sounded like before. “This is not appropriate”. My 2am brain, instead of apologizing for making that comment, figured I’m already all or nothing.

“Are you sure?”, I say in a low voice, almost whispering.

“Yes”. He paused for a few seconds, after which he straightens his back, and mumbles what I think was, “stay here”. He begun walking back to his car, got in, and turned the lights off. At that point, I was confused and sad. Am I supposed to drive away now? Did I get a ticket or did he just give me a free pass? It’s been around 2 minutes already so I shift my car in drive. At that point, he opens his door and starts walking back to me.

“Shut the car off”, he almost yelled at me while still a few feet away. I obliged and dictated a text to my Apple Watch telling my friend that I’m getting arrested. I was 100% sure that’s what was gonna happen. “Step out”. Fuck. I got out and started pleading with him to now arrest me, that I have work tomorrow, my friend is expecting me at home, blah blah. “You gotta be more convincing than that. Beg me”. I still can’t tell if he is for real arresting me or just messing with me. I’m not taking any chances so I continue my rant. This whole time I was facing away from him, he was holding my hands behind my back and breathing in my hair. I took a step backwards and arched my back so that my ass was pressed against him. I could feel his erection in the lower part of my back (he was tall AF).

“Turn around”. He let go of my hands and instead grabbed the back of my head with one hand and ran his other hand down my back, from the neck all the way to my ass. He slapped it forcefully and pressed his mouth on mine. His mouth tasted surprisingly good. I tend to playfully bite the lower lip or tongue while kissing, so I habitually did that.

“Mmm. Don’t be a bad girl”.

“But I already am”, my smartass replies. I reach down to feel his crotch. Well, I guess it’s time, I said to myself. I tried to unzip his pants but the zipper was upside down (as in, instead of pulling it down I had to pull it upwards) so he helped. I pulled his dick out and stroked it a few times.

“Get on your knees”. I obliged. The concrete was hurting my knees like shit but I got down to business. Ran my tongue up and down his dick, teasing the tip. “Take it all”, he said between grunts. I was blessed with no gag reflex so I took it all in my mouth. He let out a moan and pulled my hair even more. “Good girl. Such a good girl”. After a few minutes, he pulled out of my mouth and I was thinking, phew that was easy. He wasn’t done though. “I wanna fuck you”. I asked if he has a condom, he said no. “Then I don’t think this would be a good idea”, I say. He resumed kissing me while his hand reached under my (very long) dress. His big fingers felt amazing on my pussy, which was surprisingly very wet. “Mm, you like it, don’t you?”, he asked. “Yes”, I mumbled. He slipped two fingers inside while his thumb was vertically stimulating my clit.

“I want to taste you”, he said. I raised my dress, he squatted in front of me and started licking and sucking on my clit. His fingers were still inside me and it felt so fucking good but I couldn’t come in a standing position, no matter how much I tried to. He got up and turned me around again. “Bend over”, he ordered. I was so horny at that point that I didn’t care about the condom anymore. I just wanted him to fuck me already. He slipped inside me and let out a loud grunt. “Yeah baby. I know you like it. Tell me how much you like it.” “I love it”, I say. He grabs my hair and starts thrusting harder. “I’m gonna cum”, he moans. “Not inside me, please”. He pulled out and flipped me around. “You’re gonna swallow it then”. I got on my knees and he stroked himself until he came all over my neck and cleavage. “Lick it clean”, he ordered. So I did.

He zipped up his pants. kissed my cheek and cupped my face with both his hands. “You’re a good girl”. Before we split, he gave me his phone number, saying “text me sometime”. Got in my car to a million texts and calls from my friend whom I had texted earlier. I called her saying I’m alright, I’m not arrested and coming home. My dress was full of cum in the front and I had to wash my face with hand sanitizer so that my friend doesn’t see me with shots of cum on my face.

Hence, my record is still squeaky clean, the insurance premium isn’t going up, and I don’t have to pay $300 in fines. Oh, and I got a pretty darn good fuck out of it. Well worth it, imo. I’ve been contemplating texting him but I still haven’t yet.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/c7wp1h/fm_i_blew_my_way_out_of_a_speeding_ticket