Quick backstory: sometimes with sex if the d is too long and hits my cervix. I bleed. Just a thing that happens but still gonna get it checked out.
I’d seen this guy a couple of times, we decided to get away to his cottage for the weekend. It is worthy of mention that his dads live there and he fully refers to it as the “big gay cottage.”
Sure enough we roll up and this thing is immaculate. Home decor, paintings and prints, and everything is white. I’m talking white walls white floors white couches white beds. Everything has been mostly detailed white. I gave no thought other than to the problem of the white bedsheets and to be fair, I did mention to him that it could be a problem even though In the past he’d never made me bleed. The bed was creaky anyways so we decided not to disturb “the dads” in the night and just try to avoid it altogether.
The dads go to bed and we’re on the couch on a separate level and things get hot very quick. At first it was just me bouncing in his lap but soon after my legs got tired he put me on my back and started fucking me kinda missionary ish and it felt amazing. I’d been on the verge of orgasm a few times, so I disregarded the squishing sound and took it for me being super well lubricated in me being turned on. He’s sweating, I’m sweating, I’m struggling to keep down the noise so I suggested maybe we fuck outside so we could cool off with the added benefit of being a little louder. We both stand up and sure enough on the pure white couch, a bright red stain. Super noticeable as you can imagine. Well his boner is gone and I go drier than a fart as we both look at each other in a “oh shit” moment.
I bled on the pristine, white, very gay couch.
We rush with cold water and blotting and I’m telling you it did NOTHING.
Baby wipes, laundry soap, household cleaners, oxyclean, and hydrogen peroxide after all was said and done (I know that hydrogen peroxide turns blood brown so we did that last when it was almost all gone)
By the end of it we’d sprayed it down with a water/bleach solution and it was still there, now a yellowy (from various cleaners) and rusty (from the blood) stain. We had no other choice, we flipped the cushion. We’re hoping by the time they notice their grandchildren will have visited and no blame will be put on us.
TLDR: Got fucked until I bled on a very white couch. Bad times.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/bneriw/white_couch_sex_a_true_horror_story_mf