Has anyone ever had sex with a psychic ? I’ve gotten a handjob once. [MF]

Let me first of all apologize because I don’t usually post here, but this is by far my favorite subreddit.
With that being said, I’m fully aware how poorly this is written. I feel bad because 1, I’ve tried rewriting this a couple times but my grammar is just pure trash. Forgive me! But I’d thought I’d share this fun, true story.
I haven’t seen any similar experiences on here but if you’ve ever done something similar, please do share !

Before I met my wife, about 3 years ago I went to a fair in Portland. There was a psychic stand there and the woman working the stand couldn’t of been no more than 25-26, which was a lot younger than the usual palm readers I’d see at these events. She was tan, definitely not white but could pass as Caucasian, skinny but toned, and she had a French tip on her hands and feet. I couldn’t help but notice how well taken care of her hands were. She wore a white tank top, long skirt, pretty much her dressing was “unsexy,” but this woman was glowing. I had to approach her.
I went up to the stand and luckily enough there was a “$5 Palm Reading” sign. Before I could say anything, she told me “Sit down handsome, I’ve got some things I’d like to show you”
My heart sank. I felt as if maybe she knew I was checking her out and now she’s taking the piss at me. She asked me my name, and I nervously responded “Uhh Dimitri” (not my real name for obvious purposes)
“You want the $5 special right?”
“Yes…”
“Okay, well Dimitri I do see that you are single and have recently gotten out of a long term relationship”
(Now, let me preface by saying this, I don’t really believe in psychics. I think it’s just superstition and hokey fun, but everything this woman said was nearly 100% accurate. I don’t know if she’s just good at reading people, or… dun dun dun!!!)
“I also see that you’re having issues with work, some sort of frustration. But it’s not from..”
“It’s actually..” I opened my mouth to answer, she quickly hushed me
“Shut up, and let me do my thingggggg”
She said with such a playful, flirtatious tone.
I was watching her lips… they were so smooth, I could hear her lips smacking with ever other word, it was hypnotizing. Her lip gloss was a shiny, dark pink.
“You’re frustrated.. due to lack of relationships or love life ya know what I mean?” She said and winked at me.
I thought to myself “Is she talking about my sexual frustration? Nah, I’m just way too horny right now and most likely wishful thinking. Don’t be a creep” I kept telling myself, but as she went on, I realized I was right.

“This issue has made it hard for you to focus… why don’t you ever go to bars and clubs and try to pick up women ? you’re very attractive, very sexy… gorgeous smile, I’m sure you can have some fun if you look for it… but you’re too shy”

She then went on to tell me I have bad luck in relationships, I’m still hung up on an ex, and a lot of details like that which were…pretty much all true. Now call it what you want, a cold reading or whatever, but I was impressed. Towards the end of the reading as she looked into my palm, she began rubbing it very slowly… she looked down and then up at me and our eyes caught..
“Are you satisfied with your reading?”
“Yes, very much so.”
“Here’s my card, come back and see me sometime. Come to my office, I’m not far from here.”

So the next day I couldn’t get her out of my head. I knew this was the last day of the fair, but I decided i wanted to see her in her office. I waited, and waited for what felt like the longest day ever. I must of jerked off about 5 times that day, looking up pictures of celebs I thought looked similar.
So two days go by, and after work I’m anxious. I can hardly wait to get there. I put on some cologne I have in my car, and as I’m about to go inside… I see she’s with a client through the window, a old, middle aged fat woman.
I decide to leave, and come back about 30 minutes later.
She’s gone, perfect! Now mind you, I wasn’t planning anything.. I just wanted to see her again. I just wanted the flirtation.
I walked inside and she looked soooo fucking hot. She was wearing a slightly below the knee summer dress and she had sandals. “Heyyy again, come on in have a seat! I seen you pull in earlier, I was with someone. I didn’t expect you to come back, handsome”

“Yeah, I wanted to see you again.. The reading was amazing, I thought I should come back.”
Now, I don’t wanna bore you with anymore details. I paid $55 bucks for a reading, and there was very little to no flirtation going on. I wasn’t even disappointed, she pretty much nailed my personality, my past relationships, my crush, all that shit that makes me insecure.

This is where it gets good.
“So, have you fixed your problem?”
“What do you mean? I mean, I guess I’ll have to see, but so far your reading is super spot on.”
“No, the reading is done. hah, I’m asking have you took my advice since you last seen me? Hit any clubs last night? I’M ASKING DID YOU GET LAID JERK?”
“Oh, uhm…no, hah…”
“Well that’s your problem handsome! You need a little confidence boost, you need some ass”
“I uhh, yeah.. I sure do”
“Is that why you were starring at my tits this whole time? Got sex too much on the brain?

I was stunned. Absolutely stunned, my heart was in my throat..
“I, I wasn..
“Stop being such a pussy, here.”
She grabbed my right hand, I didn’t even notice I had my palm out still, and she put it on her chests. “Feel em, go ahead ! you only been looking at them for a half hour !”
“Why are you such a wussy, feel em jerk!”
I squeezed them slightly harder through her shirt, then she finally just pulled them out
“here, here. Do it right, go ahead.”
I began to play with her nipples, the shock and overwhelmingness of my fantasy coming true finally passed. She let out a moan as I began to rub her nipples. She licked her finger, and began rubbing one of her nipples. I leaned over the table and put my mouth on the other.

“Fuck, yes. Here, before we go any further, take your money back.”
“What?” I tried to argue with her, but she insisted. I guess she didn’t want me to think this was some normal occurrence of hers.
She put the money down on the table and then grabbed my hand and put it up her dress. She was soaking wet. I began rubbing her clit and fingering her as she moaned and screamed, I spread her legs to go down on her but she pushed her foot against my chest and told me “No. I’m married by the way, this is a one time thing. I’m not gonna fuck you, but… I’ll take care of your friend there.”

She got on her knees and opened my shorts. She kissed my cock thru my boxers, and then she took it out, hitting her on the chin
“Boy you are packin huh!”

I begged her to suck it, she told me no, and that she could only give me a handjob. Weird, but I was loving it. She spit at the tip of my cock, and rubbed her saliva all over. She said something in another language, I dont recall what
but it was as I was smacking my cock against her nipples. She spit between her tits and began jerking me with them for a bit.

“You ready?”
I kept looking down at her feet as all this was going on I have a thing for feet and hers were absolutely gorgeous.
She took notice, and got on the floor, and began working her feet on my cock. She pressed my cock with her foot against my stomach, and wiggled her toes along it. She did this for about a good minute, then she got face to face with my cock, real close to the point where I could feel her breath… She started pumping me again, I told her I was close. She squeezed my cock between her tits and I exploded all over her neck. She laughed and told me
“Looks like you needed that handsome!”
I thanked her, and told her if I was ever going to head back to Portland I’d be sure to visit.

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