[MFM] my two friends ask me to join them for a threesome which leads to the most awkward first time cuddling in history.

Let’s call my friends Joe and Joanne. That’s not their real names but that’s okay. This was in 2013 when I was 19 years old and still a virgin. My friend Joanne lived in Europe at the time. She came to visit me and I picked her up at the airport. She had a really long flight from Germany to California so we decided to go grab a bite to eat. We went to her favorite Chinese place from back when she lived here and we saw my friend Joe. He came over and we sat together. They hit it off like nothing I’ve ever seen. We go back to my place and he is mapping out her body with his hands like fucking Vespucci. The sexual energy was causing disruptions in the power grid. Then they said “hey NotMyDogPaul, wanna have a threewo?” Being a virgin, a storyteller and a person who has always been taught to accept something offered with an open heart with a similarly open mind, I didn’t think I was really in a position to refuse. We started talking and about how to do it because Joe and Joanne were also virgins at age 21 and 19 respectively. But after much consideration, they decided that it’d be weird if I join in, even though they’d be fine with me standing in the corner and watching and touching myself. That was a touch to much for me, though. I let them use my bed and I gave them condoms because I want to be a good host. They were really having at it. The best way to describe it was bears battling evolution. Ugly grunts and groans. I couldn’t sleep. They were too loud. Finally, I hear their night come to a crescendo. Joe had to go immediately after so they both took a sexy shower together and he left. She could see that I’m feeling awkward about the whole situation. I was excited to lose my virginity and it didn’t happen but it was my problem and I didn’t wanna make it her problem. She says to me “hey NotMyDogPaul, he fucked me but he didn’t cuddle with me. Do you wanna finish the job he couldn’t?” So I cuddled with her as she was in her underwear sporting an awkward boner as the big spoon, trying desperately to keep my hips away from hers. She then told me about her fucked up childhood for 6 hours straight as I reexamined my life choices. The end.

Tldr my friends invite me into a threesome and decide not to do it at the last minute and just make it a twosome without me. The girl feels bad and tries to make me feel better by cuddling with me.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/azcuuz/mfm_my_two_friends_ask_me_to_join_them_for_a

30 comments

  4. Omigosh! That sentence right before “the end” sealed it for me. This is officially the best gwstory I’ve ever read.

  13. 1) You should be doing stand up.

    2) As a rule, if a girl invites you to cuddle, it means she down for another round or at very least, she’s not going to be shocked by a spoon-bone.

  16. This is not as hot a party as I had anticipated.

    Did you ever fuck her?

  23. this isn’t r/gonewildstories, this is r/greentext or r/2meirl4meirl :D

  27. This was quality read – hilarious, tragic and you should keep writing. So brutal yet so funny; I never thought I’d read something like that on this sub. Had any experiences worth sharing since? Maybe something that’s hot and works out for you but with a healthy amount of cringe and awkward moments peppered through the story.

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