[MF] How things were in the old days

I recently helped my friend move his grandfather into a retirement home. After we finished, we were enjoying some beers and his grandfather shared some pretty great stories. Now I have no idea how true these are so take them with a grain of salt. He has alway been a master storyteller so I hope to do him justice. He’s also always been a dirty old man but he’s finally reached the age where it seems funny and harmless instead of just creepy.

There was a story on the front page of the newspaper about a male teacher getting fired for having sex with his female student. This started Gramps (I’m not going to give out his real name for obvious reasons) on a long monologue about how things have changed. He is 75 years old. He was a teacher and a principal before he retired. He started work as a teacher in the 1960s.

When he started teaching, he talked about how it was an open secret that most of the single male teachers would sleep with students. Apparently they didn’t even try to hide it within the male members of the faculty. He talked about how he and another teacher and his principal went fishing and talked about which girls would put out and who they thought was hot.

He told us that a teacher would have to do something pretty outlandish to get fired for sex. Apparently during his first year teaching, a girl was giving him head in his classroom after school when the assistant principal walked in. Instead of stopping them, he lowered his eyes and said “sorry, didn’t know who was in here” and backed out of the room. The next day, the AP took him aside. Gramps thought he was going to get reamed out or fired, but the AP just told him to conduct his business off campus and that if they hear about him trading grades for sex he could get in serious trouble. After Gramps agreed to that, the AP patted him on the back and complimented him on getting such a cute girl.

This obviously wasn’t without risks. His best friend got a girl pregnant and he had to marry her to keep from getting in trouble. They stayed married so happy ending I guess.

I asked him about his wildest story. He said that when he was an assistant principal in the early 1980s in a wealthy suburb, it was not uncommon for kids to come to dances a little coked up and/or high. He noticed a lot of traffic going in and out of a particular bathroom. It was odd because it wasn’t the closest bathroom to the gym by far. He went into inspect. Most of the kids scattered, but he caught two girls who were dealing. He was familiar with these girls. They were “troublemakers.” He knew they were dating older college guys and assumed they were supplying them. Since they were older, they couldn’t attend the dance.

He took the girls to his office. He sat the girls down. He told them he had to punish them since he had publicly apprehended them. The issue was whether to treat this as a simple drug possession (punishable by a couple days suspension) or drug selling (longer suspension/possible expulsion and they would need to involve the police).

He was planning to go with possession since it was a first time offense but he wanted to make them sweat so they’d know not to fuck up again. He told them he was leaning towards the tougher charge and lecturing them about the dangers of drugs. He asked them to make a case for why he should go easy on them. He assumed they would give the standard, “we are so sorry, we’ll never do it again” style begging.

He was leaning on the front of his desk and they were sat in chairs in front of him. One of the girls put her hand on his thigh and said she’d be so appreciative if he let them go. Gramps was too stunned. She got on her knees while the other girl got up and locked the door. He was recently divorced so he was pretty horny and just went with it.

According to him they blew him. Then they all took a bump of coke and then he fucked them on his desk and the sofa in his office like it was a “porno” movie.

I called bullshit on him. He swore it happened just like that. “Why would I lie? To impress a couple of toddlers?!”

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/atkuhq/mf_how_things_were_in_the_old_days