Maybe I shouldn’t be so forthcoming and obnoxious; maybe it’s just not becoming of me. This mouth of mine: it spews such treachery. Again, I AM what I AM–a disgusting piece of shit. And since you’ve jumped on the bandwagon and joined the other critics that have such disdain for my existence, why are you here in my DEN OF LECHERY where I share the moment-by-moment details of my past and present sins with you and the rest of the world?
Don’t you remember? I’m just out there. I mostly have no conscience, and I’m concocting a plan (as you read this) to free you from your britches, panties or whatever is holding you back from your nakedness. I’m rude and undeserving of your flagrant moment; but, you need me, though. You need to be ravished by a black tongue. You need to be vanquished by a black cock. You know I’m feeding you the truth. Sure, you may be a good girl most days and play fair on the playground. But today, you’re here with me reading this politically incorrect passage of EROTICA that involves me communicating to you what I’ll do to your asshole and moist pussy with this (as most people affirm) disgusting mouth. You lurk and hide behind your phone and computer wandering hither and thither in your head: wandering if my black lips and tongue are really what I claim them to be. You’re curious; you desire to know if my tongue runs its course over a woman’s bottom in the way that I profess. And, you’re dying to know if my cock will live up to the folklore. My dear, I’m no ordinary animal–I’m a savage beast in the bedroom. You do know that all you have to do is call out to me from beyond the abyss, and I will emerge like those dragons of legend, right? You have awakened me; it’s time to feed–on your pussy and ass like a madman until you cum–cum on my BLACK FACE…
Source: reddit.com/r/eroticliterature/comments/apr3cg/mf_if_you_think_im_a_scoundrel_woman