I could also have posted this in TIFU but it’s very NSFW so figured here was better.
I live in an apartment building in a city, on the third floor. Last night as I was climbing the stairs at about 1am, a little drunk, I heard what I thought was a moan as I got to the first floor. I stopped and sure enough I could hear this couple inside the apartment going at it like crazy. They had the TV on loud for obvious reasons but even in the hallway you could hear really clearly the sound of some really hot fucking. She was saying really dirty things and you could even hear the guys balls slapping her ass as he was banging her. By the way I only moved here a few months back so I have no idea who this couple is.
I was a but stunned but became very self conscious that I was standing in a fully lit hallway. I started up the stairs to my apartment.
And then the lights went out. The building has those energy saving lights on a timer, so after 2 minutes or so they switch off. I was now standing in complete darkness and this couple were still fucking. I don’t know why but I went back and stood right next to the door and listened more. I even took my shoes off to be as quiet as possible. She said something really hot like “you like fucking my tight little pussy?” her voice alone was seriously hot.
I’m hard now and after looking around the darkness to be 100% sure I’m alone, I unzip and pull out my cock. My pulse was racing, there was something so hot about standing stroking myself to a real couple who had no idea I was listening in to them.
Before long I’m getting really into it. My head is pressed against their front door and I’m timing my strokes to her moans. She starts to cum and I guess I just lose control. I always figured I’d go upstairs to finish off but now I was past the point of no return. I put my fist around my head in desperation and then cum, trying not to make a sound. It was amazing.
And a second after that, the lights came back on. Someone had just entered the building on the ground floor and activated the lights.
And now the situation dawns on me. I’m standing at a doorway with a leaking cock and a handful of cum. What’s worse, with the lights on I see that my attempts to catch my load had failed and that I had literally shot two huge ropes of spunk all over this couples front door and onto their doormat. And of course, their door was a dark grey color.
But I don’t have time to think and quickly as I can I bound up the stairs, my cock still in my hand. I make it into my apartment and quietly close the door behind me.
I haven’t gone back downstairs yet to see if it’s left a stain, but it probably has.
TL:DR : TIFU by jerking off to my neighbours having sex and accidentally ejaculating all over their front door.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/43dmoh/jerking_off_to_my_neighbours
Haha that’s awesome
Should xpost in tifu. Just nsfw tag it.
When caught… always look em dead in the eye and don’t break eye contact until they do. Make it weird and they will bail first….lol
you should have went back later and cleaned off the door. other than that, i cant fault any of your choices. You did what you had to do.
Excellent!
Haha. In college when I lived in a dorm sometimes I’d stand in the hallway and listen when I heard people fucking. Furthest I ever went was rubbing myself thought my pants though
Need an update on that door!
I sincerely hope we get someone saying that they had sex in their living room and then the next time they opened the door they had jizz all over the outside of it
When you knock on someone’s door and they say “come in”.
Lmfaoo sheesh what a way to release.. Nice story it is hot listening to someone have sex especially when there talking dirty… Well if you go back downstairs and you so happen to see them cleaning the door just say ” hey neighbor what happened here?” And just act like nothing happened.
Great story. Shout out to /r/overheardsex for stuff like this.
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