Very long and also not your typical wank-to-story!
First time writer and also not native English speaking. For your imagination: at the time 29 years old, 6,2feet (1,90m), about 190pound (85kg) with medium long dark blonde hair and green-brown eyes and more the alternative kind of look with piercings and tattoos
A couple of years ago I joined Tinder after ending a long term relationship. I didn’t know what to expect but as a pragmatic person the idea of it sounded helpful. To be honest I was disappointed at the beginning that I had no matches. I questioned myself and my looks a lot and tested with selfies and all that crap and after a while I had my first couple of matches and the fun began. I matched with a metal/Gothic chick and we started texting. After a day I thought it would be funny to send her some ambiguous texts and talk about sex and stuff like that. I told her in a funny way that I had a small and ugly penis, that I had a thing for golden showers and much more bullshit – but it worked and she found it funny. The next day before she went to bed and said Goodbye she told me that she now would masturbate while thinking of me and I wondered if she was kidding me for my shit talking?! This went on for a few more days before we met up to go for a walk with my dog. And as the more experienced ones of you will know: Sexting before meeting up is a very bad and stupid idea. We walked and talked for nearly two hours and I really had trouble to find a non sexual and not to ordinary topic to talk about. She also seemed to be a bit quiet and unsure and while we walked I was thinking what a waste of time that was.. As it got later and I knew she had to get up very early in the morning the gentleman I am thought to give her a drive home as we met far away from her apartment and she had no car. After she guided me wrong and the 7min drive took 25min we arrived at her place. As there was no parking lot I stood right in front a garage door half on the side walk which had the benefit to get her out of the car quickly. We talked for another minute, she said she had to go now, I leaned over to give her a goodbye kiss on the cheek as she turned her head so quick I daunted for a second while she gave me the most passionate kiss ever. She held my head, bite my lip and our tongues got to know each other…
Damn. That came unexpected and explained a lot, especially her initial shyness: She wasn’t shy – the good woman was horny as hell.
As we sat there kissing I started to feel her up as good as possible in a car with low sitting position and a high and wide armrest between us. She was 29, red dyed shoulder long hair, 5,4feet (165cm), petite upper body with maybe (European) A cups and thick hips. I felt her breast ups through her clothes while she felt my chest. As she was living in a flat shared community with an older guy who had also his girlfriend over it wasn’t possible to go up to her room as I also had my dog in the trunk – and my own flat was too far away and was a total mess and construction side to that time. But the kissing and groping has made her even more horny and I knew she seemed to want to get out before she would jump on my lap and would fuck me there right on the spot. But as I have a thing to make already horny women go crazy I put her hand right on my crotch. As I said I told her about my small stinky penis… But hell no: It’s 7,5″ (19cm) long and thick, uncut and straight build. And in that moment she was as daunted as I was before: “But you said you would be small…” Big grin. “Do you have a problem with it?” She squeezed my dick and felt it up. “No” “Do you like it?” “Yes…” she smirked followed by a long kiss while I tried to reach her pussy with my hand – and yeah, it was as uncomfortable as you imagine. But I got to her honeypot and was greeted with hot steam through her jeans.. I rubbed the part I thought her clitoris must be (women… If you want to hook up: Wear skirts!) until I got back pain. She told me how much she wanted to get banged and what a shame it was that there was no place to go. Long story short: As this was my first casual-like experience ever and I didn’t had condoms with me and really don’t like quickies we met again a few days later. I’ve asked her if she wanted to go for a walk again as she really was into dogs and maybe didn’t want to look too slutty and she said yes, but all the way she was biting her lip and didn’t say much and grinned most of the time
We drove to my place, I showed her around, inexperienced as I was back at the time also offered her a coffee which she declined. We went to my bedroom (the last time I checked the clock was 6.40pm) and started with kissing and undressing. When her bra came off I licked her petite breasts and bite her stiff nipples and went further down. I shoved her thong off her hips and started playing with her clit and groping and slapping her ass cheeks while kissing her. At this time I only had my boxers on and told her to lay down on my bed. I layed beside her, kissed her neck, her breast, stomach and went down to her shaved pussy and started licking her. I had my head between her legs while licking and sucking her clit and playing with her nipples. As I got back pain from it I hold her hips and focused more on her orgasm. All the time there was no moaning or something that would have given me some kind of feedback if she likes it or not, so I went on for it and after maybe half an hour and near to a cramp in my tongue she finally orgasmed. I asked her in a more delightful way why it took her so long and she told me that my licking felt so good she wanted to hold her orgasm and make it more intense for her – challenge mastered. She asked why I didn’t stop and I told her I love going down on woman and wasn’t sure how far away she was and didn’t want to ruin her orgasm. She smiled, I stood up, she ripped my boxers off and started sucking my dick unfortunately with more passion than talent. I gave her maybe 3minutes before I realized that this would lead to nothing and that we actually met for fucking. I told her to stop it and asked her if she used contraception. Today I must say: Very dumb question as I didn’t know her. But as I said at the beginning: It was my first encounter after a long relationship and I prefer to claim my territory (#bdp :D ) so I took a condom from my bathroom and handled it to her. She looked surprised but as I told her to put it on my dick she smiled and seemed to like that I took control and made the rules. She jerked me a bit, put the condom on it, complimented my dick till I pushed her back to her back, knelt between her legs and started to fuck her missionary. And damn… She was warm inside like having fever down below.
As I’m a long time lurker on Reddit I know that I definitely don’t have that kind of ripped of child-arm-dick that could split a woman in two halves – but otherwise I’ve never heard that I would be too small and most women I had sex with needed a little while to get used to it so I started with slow thrusts before going all in. All the time she layed there still and only her body reacted as I got deeper and deeper, and like before when I licked her she made no sound and I thought “Fuck that shit, I can’t work without feedback” But I should have been more careful with what I wished for, because right after that she started with a long high pitched moan and I thought “Yo, say hello to my neighbours” as she got louder and louder and started screaming and clawing my back. I went all in and she had her first orgasm due penetration. I slowed down, looked her in the eyes and with an O-face she told me to go on with what I did. I banged her in that position a few more minutes/orgasms till she said with a moaning voice (and I swear she really said that!) “It would be so nice if you could fuck me bareback and shoot your hot load deep inside me” and my first thought was: “Yeah, right, TinderSurprise or what are you talking about you creep?! o.O” but said nothing. A few orgasms later I pulled out as missionary got boring, grabbed her legs and tried do push her knees near her head to jack-hammer her. That’s my personal favourite position as I can control everything and look into the woman face and women normally love to get pounded that way – but not this time. As I said she was thick down the waist. Normally not a problem – but she was also inflexible as hell. She layed flat on her back and the most I could bend her knees to her head was maybe 60°. By far not enough for what I had in mind. So I took her feet on my shoulders, re-entered her and with a decent hollow-back position I started fucking her again. She loved it while my back pain got back instantly and my upper legs nearly started cramping – and yes, good sex is some kind of work out as the non-virgins will know. I tried my best to survive in that position till she came and in the exact moment she did I pulled out. She was surprised and pleased that even when it got painful for me I never ended what I started.
I told her to lay on the side with the lower leg straight and the upper leg bend. I climbed over her straight leg and tried to fuck her that way. That’s normally a fun position which works fine for both – but not with Miss-Inflexible as she couldn’t bend her upper leg enough near her breast to give me the needed space for a good pounding. So I fucked her with nearly only the head of my dick inside her in that position for only one orgasm till I tried something else with her.
I told her to lay straight on her belly and to spread her legs – also didn’t work for me because of her thick legs. I thought about spooning her but rejected the idea instantly as I got tired and frustrated with experimenting to properly fuck her, so I rolled onto my back and told her to ride me.
She started soft and slowly with the half of my length and seemed to enjoy it – but as I got the urge to cum myself I grabbed her hips and pulled her down onto my cock. She squeaked with a big grin and went on with riding – but she raised her hips maybe one inch up and down and I thought to myself what a shitty-fuck she is. I once more told her to stop and explained to her how to ride a cock. I also helped her with guiding her hips. As we got a good rhythm and everything went well I started to play with her nipples and rubbed her clit with the other hand which she responded to with loud moaning what I found hot and let me enjoy fucking her for the first time this evening. But as the shitty fuck she was she ruined it for me right after this thought. As her own orgasm got nearer she started to squeak high pitched with a lot of “YaYaYaYa” and humped me totally off-beat to give herself a good orgasm while I thought “shut the fuck up you stupid moron”
She rolled down of me totally exhausted and told me how good it felt and stuff like that. She kissed my neck and nibbled my ear. Then she told me the phrase of my lifetime: She said how sexy I was. And damn: Yeah, I’m a sexy motherfucker – right in the morning after a rough night. Or maybe after working with dirt on my body or dust in my hair. I’m also very sexy when singing under the shower alone and doing the helicopter – but hell no: No guy ever wants to get told how sexy he is while fucking you and knowing that he isn’t. Tell a guy what a nice cock he has if you want to be gentle – but not this kind of awkward shit!
Inexperienced and gentle I was I said nothing while I thought how to end this shit without kicking her out in the literal sense as I felt getting more and more frustrated. She looked down at me, saw my still hard cock and asked if I came yet which I denied. She told me compassionate that I had to and that I deserved it and bla bla bla. Long story short: Already knowing that it also wouldn’t work for me she knelt down and I started to bang her doggy style. Do you know the memes with girls valued from beginner to expert referred to her back and shoulder position? She couldn’t be a newb, but due to her inflexibility she neither was fun to bang as I’m also no fan of this position anyway. But as the good Samaritan I am I went on for it for… I don’t know. I also stopped counting her orgasms, but after a while I saw that she must have enough and I thought about asking her to stop – but the little Devil on my shoulder screamed No. “You only met to fuck – so fuck her, and if she really has enough: Let the bitch beg for it!” so instead of stopping I increased my pace with long and hard thrusts and a lot of clapping from her butt and my pubic bone. She came once, she came twice, and she……. Knocked out.
Yeah – true story. She slumped down in front of me and I thought “How did the dead crack whore get inside my bed and how do I get rid of her corpse without the neighbours knowing?!” But she neither was a hooker or dead as I felt her pulse. She fainted for maybe three minutes which felt like an eternity for me as I didn’t know her and didn’t know if she maybe was cardiac or something. When she regained consciousness she asked with very low voice what happened and I told her. She couldn’t believe it and started laughing due to the situation. She told me how unbelievable that was and asked if I came – and there I knew I fucked her silly as she mumbled non stop in a hypnotic way that she would do EVERYTHING I would ask her for. In fact she wasn’t that egocentric type of woman and really meant it as she seemed thankful for what happened to her. And for sure I thought about fucking her in the ass – but at this point it was 01.40am. My cock is a lot like a pathfinder – always ready. But due to the situation it was still stiff enough for vaginal penetration – but not for a proper ass-pounding. She sucked me for maybe ten minutes and also inserted her finger into my ass which felt surprisingly good, but I couldn’t finish. Later I found out why: Being single and masturbate on a daily routine makes you desensitize for the far less intense stimulation through penetration. And with the stamina of mine… Well – I’m some kind of sex machine. I told her to stop it and said maybe next time she will get her reward. She was sorry for me, said she has to use the toilet and asked if I was serious with the topic of golden showers (I really had to laugh) and I drove her home and that was it. I wasn’t sure if I wanted to meet her again, but she decided for us. Next weekend she went on a trip with friends and after that blocked me because “she needs some alone time”. A couple months later I saw her again on Tinder and liked her again, and abracadabra: We had a match :D I told her she made my day with that and as she didn’t know I hadn’t had in mind to meet her again she said she was happy too and blabla. While her friends trip she had “weird sex” with a stranger and refused to tell me what exactly happened. I told her life went on and I found an other fuck buddy and she said I could meet up with her on Friday and with the other chick on Saturday “as I’m a man and have needs” :D I laughed about it and she got angry and told me what an asshole I was and that she knew it right when she first saw my profile blabla but I once more said nothing to her shit-talking.
As I made a few more experiences with casual dating and so on: TODAY it could be fun meeting her again and use her like she wants to be used. I’m pretty sure she would have loved the idea of deepthroating me and be my little fuck toy, but no… In the end I’m happy that it was a one time thing.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a8fiyy/my_first_tinder_hookup_or_how_i_banged_her