[F] “Prime Jerkoff Material”

Hi guys,

So Sunday, I was just having a lazy day – I plopped down on my couch, turned on football, and made the conscious decision to never leave that spot the rest of the afternoon. It was just one of those days where you want to do nothing but indulge in potato chips, TV, and mindlessly swipe around on dating apps.

I pulled up Bumble and swiped around, judging people, as you usually do. I’m not really looking for a long-term relationship, right now, but I’ve been on 1 or 2 dates. I matched with a few people, and had those usual conversations:

“Hey, what’s up?”

“Not much just watching football, you?”, etc. etc.

I matched with this one guy, who happened to be a Buccaneers fan. I’m a Falcons fan, so while both our teams are divisional rivals, we commiserated with how shit our teams are doing this year. He was nice, funny, and pretty cute. I had given him my number and we were texting through there, when all of a sudden, mid-typing, I got a text that said, “Damn, I love this girl, she’s prime jerkoff material”, followed by a screenshot of my Bumble profile.

I was shocked – that was the last thing I expected. Obviously, it wasn’t meant for me, and the bubbles that kept popping up in our convo signaled to me he realized he fucked up. He texted me in quick succession, “Fuck, sorry.” “Fuck fuck, not for you”, “sorry”.

You all know what happens when you haven’t dated seriously in a while, and are just bored on the couch for hours. You get hella horny. I decided to toy with him, and I facetimed him. He immediately declined the first two times, but I kept insisting, and he finally picked up. He was lying on his bed, but sat straight up when I came into view. He started apologizing right off, but I gave him a loud “shh”, and he went quiet.

“Prove it”, I said.

“Huh?”, he replied.

“Show me, I’m prime jerkoff material, right? Show me”, as I slowly tipped my camera towards my breasts. I teased him a bit by slightly lower my shirt. I wasn’t wearing a bra (why would I when I’m home alone), and just revealed a bit of the top of my boobs.

“Oh fuck”, I heard him say. I saw him rustling around, and he had pulled down his basketball shorts and his boxers. He had an average sized cock, but what was a huge turn-on was how fast he got hard. It sprang up right away and looked so hard in his hand as he leaned back into bed and pulled it out. “Mmm”, I moaned into the phone. He started stroking his cock for me. After only a minute, I could see him start to breathe harder and harder, and I knew he was close. I pointed the camera down my shirt, and then a few seconds later I heard him say “oh fuck, fuck”. I saw his cum start shooting out of his cock as he grunted. But then, mid-orgasm, he dropped his camera on his face as he was cumming, and let out a big “OW, fuck”. I giggled and disconnected facetime.

He’s been trying to text me ever since to get me to come over, but I’ve been teasing him with saying “No, sorry, I’m only jerkoff material, not anything else”. It’s been fun toying with him and his tactics are getting sillier and sillier. Perhaps I’ll throw him a bone some day soon :)

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/a7cfqy/f_prime_jerkoff_material