Tired and becoming bored of dealing with AMP's, I decided to switch it up a notch, I got on backpage and began to search for a gorgeous prostitute I could fuck. This was like literally being at a prostitute store, you had an array of options. Black, white, Hispanic,Asian, mixed, Russian, Croatian. I mean L.A. is filled with all types of people. So I finally seen this gorgeous mixed woman who couldn't have been any older than 25. She described herself as being the queen of riding dick, she was also very bragadocious in her ad about her technique. She charged $150.00, so before I contacted her I really thought about it and said to myself, "do you really wanna do this? why don't you go to the AMP get a massage/ HJ and from there call it a day." Then I looked back at her pic and said I gotta try this especially being in LA for a short period. I contacted her by text, transcript is as follows:
*WannaBeSpecOps: Hi, I seen your ad, curious if you're available for a few hours tonight?
*Staci: Hey babe, yeah I'm free, what were you wanting to do?
*WannaBeSpecOps: I'm hoping I can have a great time and be blown away.
*Staci: Well then say no more, CASH only… Please be shaved, don't stink.
*WannaBeSpecOps: Great address please.
Before I left I smoked a J, I also pounded a Mango Peach Four Loco. I wanted to be sure I'd be in my zone in order to fuck her real good. I placed the cash in my shoe just in case this is some bullshit and stick up kids are in the closet. I also have a gerber in my pocket just in case, so I get there and I pull in the drive way, she comes to the door and I'm relieved it's the same person. She looked really good, nice healthy looking skin, long hair to her mid back and she was about 5'5 I'd say, C cups with a nice curvy body and a little bubble butt. ? So I gotta pee real fast, I hurry up and while in the bathroom I'm getting nervous for some odd reason. I come out, she says come with me, grabs my hand, leads me to this room with a full sized bed with Xmas lights on. She was wearing a black robe, then she starts stating her rules. "Ok no choking, no biting, no eating my pussy, on top of the covers and don't spit in my mouth." I reply by saying, sounds good with me, she says great so what do you want. I want some head, then I want you on top while I suck your titties, then I'll fuck you from the front. After that I wanna finish with you on all fours. She says great, drops her robe and got-damn she had a sexy ass body, I was thinking she was gonna have on sexy ass lingerie, yet she was completely naked. I get naked and she kissed my dick, licked the head, sucked it for a sec, then put the condom on and sucked it that way for a while. It was good, the condom was thin, so I felt everything, she grabbed my sack and gave me firm squeezes while stroking and bobbing. Then she got on top and rode it, I was sucking her titties and grabbing her ass while she rode dick. She had this sick ass technique where she'd come up to the top of my dick tighten her lips then go back down. I knew exactly what she was doing, she wanted to stimulate the head of my dick so I could bust quicker. So I said I'll get on top, she was on her back moaning saying "give it to me daddy" this turned me on, I slide inside and started thrusting, kissing her titties and body. I was also squeezing her tits while her legs were on my shoulders and I crept my hand up to place it around her neck and she said AYE! no choking… "Sorry" I lift her ass up while her legs are on my shoulders and slide in her, I'm '8 inches so I'm good and deep inside her pussy. It's really wet, I can see her juices on her thighs, my dick and also where she was laying. She was performing well though, the whole time she was moaning, talking, and squeezing her titties and sucking my fingers. I tell her to turn over to fuck her on all fours and I hear the door open, I stop and say whose that? She says oh that's my girlfriend, c'mon keep fucking me I was almost there. This got me horny as fuck to know that she was gay, I slapped her on her ass kissed her ass and fucked her doggy style in a very authoritative manner. I was pulling her hair, then I placed my hand on her waist while reaching around with the other to play with her clit. Then it happened, a fucking prostitute says, "wait wait you're to deep we can't do it from this angle" OH MY GOD!!! This got me hyped as shit! You're a prostitute whose fucked tons of dudes but you're telling me this angle is to much for you. I was really horny and that sky rocketed me to no return, I grabbed her head and pushed it in the pillows while I fucked her hard from the back. She says I'm about to cum, don't stop, don't stop… I say I'm about to cum too, at this point both hands are on her waist and I'm tearing her ass up via doggy. I'm like damn, this shit feels good and really wet, ohh shit I'm cumming!!!! I'm cumming, deep inside a sexy ass fucking got-damn whore. I came good as hell, it felt like I didn't even have a condom on. I was gonna tell her to give me head and leave, then I see the fucking condom broke when I pulled out. I'm freaking out but trying to remain calm, next thing you know her girl comes in the room. She burst in the room and says you fucking asshole!! Who the fuck told you to eat the rest of my mini wheats?? She goes up to Staci and I shit you not she open palm slapped the shit outta her. Then she notices the condom broke… She says are you fucking serious, then screamin as loud as she can to where her neck and face are turning red she says are you fucking serious… I'm not gonna lie I was scared as shit, I mean I didn't know if she was going to punch me in the face or pull out a .38 and start dumping rounds. I took the broken condom off and began to get dressed like my ass was back in USMC boot camp. Staci is crying saying I don't wanna be with you anymore, I hate the way you treat me, I do this for us so we can survive. I can't deal with the disrespect, her girl hauls off and punched her in the side of her face. I say hey, that's enough, while putting my shirt on, this bitch looks at me and says I'm gonna kill you and claim self defense. Then she walks out of the room, Staci says sweetie you need to leave now she's crazy, I leave to go out the room and Staci who is crying and still naked says come this way. She was pointing at the window, I had to crawl out the damn window while she locked the door, then when I'm almost out of the window, I hear banging on the door, followed by open the fucking door!. Dude I ran to my car, turned it on, backed out, and hauled the fuck ass!!!! I didn't even pay her…. I got to the stop sign turned, got out of that neighborhood and began to scream… AAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! What the fuck have I done, you're so stupid, why didn't you go to an AMP. What if I have aids… Oh God what if I have fucking aids. I scream again AAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! and start crying, I mean balling in my car doing 35 mph, I get home, shower, jack off again. That next morning I went to get tested and it was the longest 2weeks of my life. Turned out fine, scott free, I learned my lesson though, you meet me at hotel of my choice and no more thin condoms. Be safe fucking guys, some of us don't have Magic Johnson money, get it….
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/417s8j/im_gonna_kill_you_claim_self_defense
Holy shit that last paragraph was fucking hilarious. Thank you for this.
>Be safe fucking guys, some of us don’t have Magic Johnson money, get it…. I Lol’d. Hard.
What paragraph?
Good point.
Hey, c’mon now, there were punctuations and periods. You got the gist of the story. Cut me some slack here lol
Thank you for reading, be safe fucking sir or ma’am :-)
OP, if your story is true, you need to get tested again. The soonest a clinic can detect HIV is one week (nucleic test) but depending on what test you got, it can take up to 12 weeks to be noticeable. Sorry to worry you, OP.
Thank you for reading, I got tested out in town, then I went to the V.A.(former Marine) they were both negative and I got tested for everything. They took blood, urine, and even put a Q-tip in the head of my dick and twisted it in order to get a sample. From there put it under a microscope, longest weeks of my life for those results.
Awesome to hear man. I had a scare with a chick as well (ex called to say she was positive, but she’s 100 percent sure it was the random guys she was banging after me) and panicked like you wouldn’t believe. I know what fear feels like, too, man.
Tree fiddy? Damn you Loch Ness monster!
Thank you brother! Cheers to fucking these sexy ass sluts, let’s all be safe doing so. ?
$150.00 lol
ho’s…. gotta love ’em
I was told they don’t need to do the q tip test anymore. I accidentally raw dogged a stripper, and a month later I went to the. VA in Tucson. I told the Dr I made a bad decision and asked for a full panel std test. They just took some blood from me. So I hear nothing for a month so I called and the nurse I spoke to was just like "Oh, it all came back negative so we didn’t call." Dafuq? I was freaking out for a month.
Just giving you shit man. No worries
Dude, thats exactly what happened?!! Haha I had to call them and they said "yeah if we dont call you you’re fine" I bout lost my damn mind lol
Right? I was like "I had unprotected sex with a stranger for money and you can’t even call me and tell me my dick doesn’t have gangrene?" I guess we should just be glad they didn’t just put us on a secret waiting list until we died or killed ourselves. That’s kind of their thing.