Low SMV old lady tries to get lucky on craigslist – The first buddy -part one.

This happened about a year ago. Me and my guy broke up. After about six months I decide to see if I could find a fuck buddy online. I've always heard that it's easy for women to get sex online. I post an ad on craigslist.

I didn't want to deal with anyone seeing me in person and deciding to back out so I made myself sound as fug as possible. I was looking for a guy who would fuck anything for sure! I've always heard there are guys like that out there! Surely, I could find one. I said I was looking for an average guy to tap my average ass. I said I was 45 and on the chubby side but I still get a lot of responses to my ad. So I guess it's true.

I wasn't interested in being involved in any drama so the married guys, the guys who had a girlfriend were out. I floated some nonsense about wanting to get an STD test and some more guys backed out. I disregarded all the guys who tried to tell me that surely, I couldn't be as ugly as I claimed. I figured these guys were hoping for a hot chick and would just be one and done – or just done – when they met me. I disregarded all the cute guys. I was looking for someone who was as desperate as me to fuck and would hit my shit with regularity. I was dreaming of once a week. I figured the cute guys would have too many options to even bother with me.

Another part of it was because I wanted that illusion of a relationship. I get off on making my partner feel good which is only fun for me if I like them and I only like people who like me. I really needed a guy that I could convince myself might actually like me. There's absolutely no way a cute guy would ever look once at me so sex with a cute guy would do zero for me at all.

So I pick a guy and we text for about two days. He's average looking. Looks kinda chubby. Fantastics. We meet in the parking lot of a grocery store. He says I'm hot. hahaha. He can lie. I don't care. He whips out his dick and starts playing with himself. I'm pretty excited. He drives me some place a little more secluded and asks for a blow job. OMG Wow! I'm nervous as hell about giving my first TOTAL STRANGER BLOW JOB! But this was the plan. To fuck a total stranger. On a regular basis, no less. Now I'm in the parking lot with wide eyes, ringing my hands and sweating with nerves, tingly tits, and running pussy juices. Holy shit! I'm a whore! I'm a whore! I'm a whore!

"I'm such a whore!" I tell him. "Why do you say that? You're not." He lies. I know I'm a fucking whore. Dat dick dough! It's hard and beautiful. I give him a blow job. His dick is a good size but not scary big. It fills up my mouth nicely. It's long enough to just reach the back of my throat. I try to swallow it. I don't know what the deal is but when he cums, his wad shoots out like a hard little bullet and hits me right in the upper back of my mouth. It's hilarious and glorious!

He drives me back to the supermarket. We make plans to fuck at a later date. I'm pretty damned happy. This craigslist thing actually worked!!! I skip my ass back to my car! Ahmma be gettin' fucked real soon.

Buuuuuuuut, I don't get fucked real soon. This guy gets turned on by blow jobs in public. I give him a few more blow jobs. I start to get a little annoyed. I was pretty clear that I wanted him to host at his place. Yet we were always in his car. Not even in the back seat. Meet at the grocery, drive someplace quiet. Suck, cum, drop me off buh bye! He also stopped texting me like in the beginning so not only am I not getting fucked and I don't have a nasty pen pal anymore either! I get a text to meet in the supermarket. I run out the door thinking, "THIS IS IT!!" I get there and he just wants another blow job. I start to feel like I'm not going to get fucked after all. But I did!

I forget how it happened. Maybe I was whining about only giving blowjobs. I can't remember. I think he texted me saying he was horny again but I was just like, meh. Maybe, I don't remember. I'm pretty sure whatever I said, he probably could've changed my mind easily and gotten another blow job just like usual. But no, he says he's going to fuck the daylights outta me this time. I was like whaaaaaaa….?? And then I ran right out my door, jumped in the car, and raced down the road like a bat outta hell. I think I even sang a song. "Boutta to get my pussy puuumped! Pussy puuuumped!" Or not. I was grinning like a fool, though.

We meet in the grocery store parking lot. I get in his car and he drives me…to his place. Wooo! He's just moving in so there's no furniture. He takes me to a small bedroom upstairs. No bed. We're gonna fuck right there on the floor. I've had a bad experience with rug burn. He steps out of the room for a moment to get his condoms. I take off my shirt and it on the floor so I can lay on it and hopefully not tear up my back. I don't have much else to take off because I only put on my pajamas and some bobby socks.

I love bobby socks. It feels so nasty to do the nasty while you're wearing cute little socks. Plain white is the best.

I'm lying on the floor naked except for my little white bobby socks when he comes back in the room. Lying down is a good and bad look for me. On the one hand, my stomach looks flat. On the other, my tits look flat too. He's wearing just a t-shirt and socks. I think maybe I should actually start with a blow job but quickly decide not to. I really want to get fucked. He tells me to spread my legs. I do. Then he gets on top of me and tries to put his dick inside of me. It doesn't quite go. I reach down and grab it. It's kinda funny that it seems much bigger than all those other times that I grabbed it! I guide the tip in and he gets it in the rest of the way. It's at this point that I get the shock of my life!

THIS SHIT HURTS LIKE FUCK!!! It hurts so bad that I'm literally screaming. It feels like my insides are tearing. I'm in a lot of pain but I'm also so, so, so happy that I'm getting fucked. He tells me to shut up. I keep screaming. He says he'll stop if I don't shut up. I say, "nooooooooooo" and wrap my arms around his neck. I'm still loud. He says be quiet, I'm gonna have to stop. You're waking the neighbors!!! "I say, "nooooooooo" but I do manage to shut the fuck up. He's hammering me and it hurts but I'm just happy to get fucked. When he cums and pulls out, I just lay there with my eyes practically rolling into the back of my head. Then he says, "Shit, you're bleeding!" I'm like, "Whaaaaaa…?"

I look at the shirt I'd put on the floor and it's covered in blood. He's kinda mad because his carpet is new. But it turns out the shirt kept the carpet from getting bloody. I put my clothes back except for my bloody shirt which I roll up in a ball. I'd worn a jacket so I just put that on. He drove me back to his car and I thanked him. He wasn't too happy with the way things went down. That's a real downer for me.

He drops me off at my car. Like usual, he doesn't text me much afterwards. The next time isn't for two weeks. It's much better. I love prone bone. He's doing me from behind and then he whispers in my ear, "Who's pussy is this?" I don't answer. But he asks me again and I say it's his. I switch to giving him a blow job but all of a sudden I see light in the dark room. He's got his phone out and he's trying to record me! WTF! I take the phone and put it face down on the floor. He gets mad and says I ruined it. On with the clothes. Back to the car. When I get home, I check my mail and find out that he doesn't want to see me anymore.

About a week goes by. I put up another ad. This time, I'm a lot more specific. My first ad was shit. Ugly old lady wants to fuck. That was it. For the second ad, I go into a lot more detail. Doesn't do me much good. I only get a few responses before my ad gets flagged and taken down. From these few responses, I pick my second craigslist fuck buddy.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/40r7fj/low_smv_old_lady_tries_to_get_lucky_on_craigslist