I’m so embarrassed to post this because I am not the type of girl to do something like this. I lost my virginity to a bf my age, and he was really bad in bed so I began fantasizing about older men…
Anyway, last Cinqo de Mayo, my friend Angela slipped on some salsa on the floor of a crappy Tex-mex joint. She cracked her head open. I rushed her to the hospital. The doctor said she was going to be fine but I was worried so I hung around.
That’s when her dad showed up. He was a total silver fox. Exactly like the imaginary men I fantasize about. We started talking. I was so wet while talking to him. It felt like I was sitting in a puddle of oil.
Anyway I looked at the clock and realized we had been talking for 2 hours. I missed dinner so he offered to heat something up for me at his house. I couldn’t believe what was happening. But we were both single and I was tired of being the good girl.
We got to his place and he didn’t have any actual food..,it had become so obvious why he wanted me there. But we were both nervous. So he opened up a bag of Tostitos Hint of Lime with Medium Queso Dip. I had almost lost my appetite due to how horny I was but it was so mouthwatering…I dipped the chip in the queso and licked around the rim while making eye contact with him. I could tell he was getting hard. I then deep throated the largest chip I could find, leaving a little queso at the corner of my mouth.
He got the message. Within seconds his head was under my skirt and he was licking my pussy furiously like it was a bowl of Tostitos guacamole dip, made with real avocado. I came at least three times as my clit throbbed in a mix of pleasure and torture. I had to get a break from this. So I asked him to pass the chips. And omg, I was never into food play, but the taste of the zesty Lime, made with real lime juice, with the orgasmic sensations in my pussy, took it to the next level.
Then we started fucking, I could still smell the queso on him. I came at least 2 more times, leaving my own queso fresco all over his 7 inch dick.
It only happened once, but I can never look at Hint of Lime Tostitos the same way.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9yz5pm/fm_the_day_i_22_fucked_my_friends_dad
When I open a bag of Tostitos, I usually grab for the ones that have the most lime powder on them first.
? Tostitos may give you some free product…those hint of lime chips are gross though.
This is the greatest troll account ever.
I’m heading out to the store to get some Hint of Lime Tostitos right now….:)
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Well played, Tostito girl *slow clap*