So this happened quite a while ago when i was a young and reckless youth. I was hanging with my mate and was about to go smoke weed with his friends (who i hadn't met) so i was trying to be real nice and even shouted one of them a drink. We get to smoking and turns out it's legals which really fuck you up, being my first time on legals i end up greening out (passing out) and wake up about 30min later with $40 missing from my wallet. Not long after one of the group members returns having shouted everyone maccas even though he's known to be a cheapskate with no money. I accuse him of stealing my money but he denies it and runs off.
Flash forward to that night and i snuck out of my house to a party that happened to have the girlfriend of this asshole. I go right up to her and tell her what a prick her bf is and to my surprise she agrees! She's total white trash (all of them were really) and turns out she was just using him to get drugs. We get talking and the party dies down and we end up at maccas and by this stage are getting pretty flirty. I say to her "haven't you always wanted to sneak into the playground after dark?" this being about 2am at the time and so next thing you know we're hiding in the playground. Huddled in the corner to avoid security and one thing leads to another and we start going at it pretty hot and heavy, everything is going great until our friends start to wonder where we are. They eventually realize where we are and start banging on the glass attracting security's attention to us. They promptly kick us out but no worries there.
On the walk home i ring the fucker and tell him exactly what happened. Being the tough guy teenager he was he tried to track me down and beat me up but never got to me. I know sleeping with someone's gf, on purpose is low and if it happened today i wouldn't do it but so is stealing $40 off an unconscious guy you were hanging out with and being the immature teen i was it felt pretty terrific.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3ydk9q/revenge_sex_with_theifs_gf_in_mcdonalds
you must be auzzie
Kiwi, but close.
Oooooohhhh. No it’s not.
if Kiwi is not close to Auzzie what is??? who the hell calls McD’s "maccas"? only Aussies and Kiwis. in other words there two peas in a pod.
Believe me i was offended, but let’s be real. Nobody even knows we’re a place. To get auzzie is good enough.
Well played.
That’s like saying the US and Canada are peas in a pod because of a shared border and a few words. We all know that Canadians go out of their way to make sure you know that they’re Canadian (ever seen a backpacking Canook with their little flag on their backpack?).