This was 20 years ago, with a girl I was FWB with, sometimes dating, never really knowing where things sat.
Chrissy. She was intelligent, cute, tall, thin, and bi. She had a surprise for my birthday. Her name was Kate. Chrissy was giving me a threesome for my birthday!
Kate came to my house, while Chrissy was stuck in traffic, or running late, or any of the other reasons she was late to everything. I’d never met Kate up to this moment, but she was very friendly, very flirty, and pretty hot. We talked for an hour, having drinks, and joking that we should just start without Chrissy.
Eventually Chrissy showed up. Kate gave her a huge hug, and we all went to the living room. More drinks were poured, laughs were had, and clothes were coming off slowly.
Hot tub time! Ahhhh. Shit. It’s not hot. The heater died.
Ok, minor thing, back to the house. More drinks, and completely naked now.
Kate’s body was awesome. Tiny tits, nice hips, dark skin in contrast to Chrissy’s pale white, un-tanable skin.
Music was on, and they started dancing with each other. I should note that Casey was probably more into women than men. Kate was obviously into it. Very into it. I’d look back at this moment later…
They danced and put on a show for me, before taking my hands and prancing off to the bedroom. So far this was the best birthday present ever. Ever.
They wanted to spank me. 26 times. They split it, each taking an ass cheek, each taking 13 smacks to it. Again, best birthday…
We fell into bed. Hands *everywhere* to the point where it was a bit of a blur. Kate was way into Chrissy, her mouth going all over. They kissed passionately, hands rubbing each other’s ass, pussy. Then they’d turn their attention to me. I was dying to eat Kate’s pussy. Chrissy’s, too, but Kate… She was new.
I laid Kate back, and licked slowly, greedily. She arched her back and played with her little tits, while Chrissy was… gone. Chrissy came back in with whiskey and her purse, dumping it out looking for something. I kept eating, Kate saying “fuck yes, fuck yes” while she came, soaking the mattress.
I pulled her back towards me, and slid my dick into her. Chrissy rubbed my back, kissing my neck, then kissing Kate. I loved watching them kiss, it was so fucking hot, while I’m fucking Kate.
Then I saw what Chrissy was getting I’m her purse. Coke. She put some on Kate’s tit and did a line. OK, I’m cool with whatever. I mean, I’m young, having an awesome threesome, only live once…
Chrissy started rubbing Kate’s clit, Kate yelling “YES, GOD YES!” and she came again, again soaking everything.
As a note, yes, I know the difference between female ejaculation and pee, am well aware that gushing like this is mostly pee, and no: I don’t give a fuck. It’s. Fucking. Hot.
I pulled out and came on Kate’s pussy, the cum covering her triangle shaped pubes.
Kate got up, and kissed me, then kissed Chrissy. Chrissy laid down on her back, and Kate did a line of coke off of Chrissy’s bald mound. Then she laid out another line, for me. I should mention that while I’m very into pot, and have experimented with party drugs, I’d never done coke before. I’m here, I’m young, invincible, so why not?
My brain. It felt like exploding for a minute, then went away. Chrissy’s pussy was right there, so I dove in, eating and fingering happily. It was kinda difficult to get a rhythm to stay. And I was kinda sweating. Her pussy was amazing though, and I kept going. As I was, Kate got on Chrissy’s face. To this day I still have dreams about that scene. Kate kneeling over Chrissy’s face, grinding her pussy, my cum still there… Kate leans forward and puts more coke on Chrissy’s pussy, saying it’s for me. Fuck yeah!
I snort it and dive right back in… lapping at her cunt like it was the last pussy in the world. And sweating profusely.
“Fuck her, I want to see you fuck her”
Fuck yes! I get up, between Chrissy’s legs… and… no erection. That’s not normal for me. Kate bends down and takes my dick in her mouth.
Nothing.
She alternated between my dick, and eating Chrissy’s pussy. That alone should have given me a raging erection, but nothing.
I sat back, thinking it’d be fine in a minute.
Kate and Chrissy were just 69ing now. They’d rolled onto their sides, eating and moaning, until Chrissy came. They moved a bit, and Chrissy did another line, off of Kate’s ass… Then started eating her pussy and ass from behind.
I wanted to fuck Chrissy so badly now, I got up and stood behind her, rubbing my dick and hoping it’d get hard.
NOTHING.
Standing there, horny as could be, watching her eat that pussy, and rim her, stretching Kate’s asshole open with her fingers… and no erection.
Chrissy took my hand, and rubbed Kate’s pussy with it, then licked my hand. She put some coke on my finger, then pushed it into Kate’s ass. Kate moaned and said she wanted her ass fucked.
My dick was coming alive again. Kate’s asshole right there, her getting into doggy and waving her ass back and forth to the music. I get behind her and start rimming, knowing that my cock would be hard in no time.
Nothing. Fucking. A. Nothing.
I rimmed her and rubbed her clit until she came again, and again soaked my bed, face, everything.
Yet no erection. Also I felt like I was going to die. A mix of feeling like a failure, because I never have a hard time getting hard, and because my heart felt like it was going to explode, ears ringing.
Chrissy and Kate kept fooling around, while I mostly watched. I joined in here and there, but mostly enjoyed the show.
Kate had to go. She threw on her clothes, gave each of us a kiss, and left. Chrissy and I laid in bed, while she ran her fingers along my body, through my hair, all of it feeling amazing.
“That happens to guys all the time with coke.”
Aaaaand just like that, I decided coke isn’t for me.
I eventually felt like myself again, Chrissy and I successfully had sex, though I wished I had gotten to fuck Kate’s ass. Chrissy wasn’t into anal, and it’s a *huge* kink of mine. She knew it, which was why she invited Kate, who’s also was into it.
Chrissy’s phone started blowing up at 2am. Kate. She was jealous, mad, all sorts of stuff.
Turns out Kate is one of Chrissy’s ex girlfriends, totally still in love with her, and mostly wanted to do this threesome to hopefully get back together with Chrissy.
Coke, erectile dysfunction, jealousy, missed anal, and quite a show.
A few months later Chrissy and I had another, more successful threesome with a different girl, but stopped seeing each other not long after. Her “always being late” had a lot to do with drugs and alcohol. I never tried coke again.
I did eventually date Kate for a little while, though…
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9s0to1/coke_fueled_mff_threesome_quasi_failure
Damn, dude. Just damn.
wow most anti-climatic post ever.
Did you get to fuck her ass?
Did you get to fuck Kate’s ass?
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