Last week I (male) went on vacation with a female friend of mine from college. Because we are broke-ass college students we shared a room with two of our friends. At the onset of the vacation we were just friends and had never hooked up, although we knew we were both into BDSM (I'm a switch while she's submissive). Our two friends each had a bed while the two of us shared the pull-out futon bed.
For visuals, she's incredibly hot, although not my usual type. Short, bigger tits, a nice ass, and blonde hair – a former model, too.
On the second night, we begin cuddling half-asleep. Suddenly there's some hip gyrations going on reminiscent of 9th grade dry-humping. I feel her tugging at my shirt and within seconds we're both nude.
She gets on top and straddles me, and I'm already hard as hell. Within only a few seconds of fucking her legs are shaking and I hear a soft moan. Our friends were asleep and snoring just a few feet away from the futon so we had to try to keep quiet. Over the time we had been friends we had discussed our sex lives on multiple occasions, although there are some things you completely forget until you see it in person. Suddenly she cums – and squirts all over my crotch. It's literally dripping down my hips. I find it incredibly sexy, so I become more domineering. Choking, slapping, hair pulling, biting, and more squirting ensue. I'm absolutely soaked. I remembered in the midst of all of this that she had mentioned that she's able to cum on command, which I found extremely fun and amusing. I would get her to cum over and over just by telling her to. Sometimes, noticing that she was ready to cum, I would force her not to. Cumming without permission resulted in whatever deviant punishments I could think of on the spot.
I finally finish inside of her. We collapse onto the futon but I'm still enamored with her ability to cum. It's extremely dark in the room so I can't see her too well but I obviously know where her face is. In this darkness I lean in until I'm inches away from her face, and whisper deeply "cum now." I start to feel the futon shake under me as her legs quiver again…
and then a fart escapes her asshole with the force and volume of a trumpet fanfare.
And that was the punctuation mark on some of the best sex I've ever had, and the reason my chest hurt from laughing the next day.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3y4ze7/mf_cum_now
Tl;Dr cum now = trumpet fart.
Hil-lairy-Ass More.
Cumming inside a squirting pussy– that’s bucket list material there, friend.