So I was feeling pretty grim lately. I always feel grim around my birthday, but after we reach a certain age, don’t we all? Me and my friend Amanda were going out to the movies together to see The *House with a Clock in Its Walls.* A very good movie, indeed! I recommend you see it at least once. Amanda enjoyed it but she had to go and attend to her boyfriend, so we parted ways.
The movie finished at around 8 PM. It was dark out, and I always carry a flashlight since my town is a bunch of dark alleyways and you never know whose going to jump out at you! So anywho, I was walking along the alleyways near the park when my flashlight seemed to reflect against something really bright. I also heard the sound of something running… ”water!” I remarked in my head. But then I noticed a nice, curved stream of water. At this point I knew it wasn’t water and it was in fact a person just pissing in the street.
”Uh, HELLO?” I yelped. Suddenly I heard a tremorous whimper, and the person swiftly pulled up his pants and zipped up his fly. I then instinctively aimed my flashlight towards where his face would be, and I nearly jumped and shrieked from what I saw!
There he was! I could now see the face of the pissing man in the alleyway. He looked to be in his mid thirties, had round glasses that looked far too big for his face, braces, messed up teeth, dark hair (was hard to tell as he was wearing a cop hat), and suspenders! I noticed he was wearing that looked like a police officer’s uniform except different. Either way it was hot.
”*Dude what the fuck are you doing?*” he said, as he jumped back and looked startled.
Now this is the part that got me fucked up…GOOD!
I cannot control my stupid urges anymore with all of these threads I’m reading lately, so I instinctively said that I was just looking at those wonderful pale thighs of his while he was taking the piss of a lifetime.
Suddenly his face turned from this adorable nerd into the most evil and sadistic face I’ve ever seen. I felt a tingle in my cock from his face alone and I could also feel that I was letting out a massive smile on my face at the same time, which only got him more pissed off.
Suddenly he whipped out one of those long metal batons from his uniform and also what looked like a stun gun. He lurched forward, shot me in the stomach with his stun gun and then smashed me upside the head with his baton while I was down and having convulsions.
I then awoke in a grimy cell with a splitting headache. When I came to a guard gave me bootleg McDonalds food through the slit in the cell door and told me the warden was coming to see me at 10 PM because he has a ‘bone to pick’ with me.
So I waited, still confused because I had no idea what the hell happened. My forehead was still dripping half dried up blood and I was trying to wipe it off using my cell’s bed sheets.
Suddenly I heard a ”*THWACK*” of the cell lock being undone. That’s when I saw him! The same guy who beat me unconscious that night when I saw him taking a streaming piss.
I didn’t know his name and I was still woozy and ”drunk” from my colossal beating so in a slightly flirtatious and gay-flamboyant tone I said ”*haaaayyy piss-boyy~!*” and waved and smiled.
”You know why you’re in here. ” he said. He was slapping his baton against his hand as he said it.
”What you did last night was unacceptable and now I am going to punish you for it.”
He was giving that sadistic smile again and I was getting **INCREDIBLY** turned on.
”There’s no staff here anymore so I can do whatever I want with you now.”
He then commanded me to get butt naked and lie down on my back.
”And you shall not call me ‘piss-boy’ anymore, prisoner. You shall address me as officer Bertie.”
”Y-yess Bertie! I-I’ll do whatever you *s-ay!*” I said.
I was **SHAKING.** I was so scared, yet so fucking excited! I could feel his sadism just seething from his blood and it was delicious.
When I was down on my back he whipped out some handcuffs and made sure I couldn’t move my hands. He then began to straddle me, with his bubble butt on my pelvis. He smiled again and whispered into my ear;
*”Now for the punishment.”*
He unzipped his pants suddenly. ”OPEN UP!” he screamed as he ordered me to open up my mouth or he’d whack me with his baton again. He proceeded to piss a warm stream of urine into my mouth and I was forced to swallow it. I felt so humiliated that a nerd was pissing into my throat and it didn’t seem to end! But another part of me relished it.
When he was done, he politely pulled up his pants. I told him if that was it and he shook his head. He then began straddling me again.
His thighs began to wrap themselves around my neck in a scissor hold, ever so slowly. He told me that every time I struggled, he’d squeeze a little harder. I began to thrash about and try to strain against the cuffs, making my wrists bleed. Even though he was skinny I could FEEL the abductor muscles of his thighs going to work on my poor little larynx. I started to instinctively scream… but then as he squeezed harder, that scream got even more pathetic. First it was a scream… then, a squeal! Until finally just a little raspy whimper. I could tell he was loving this, and so was I. I swear I got to a point where I was trying to move my neck so I could kiss those thighs. About two minutes had passed and he asked me if I had any last words. I swear to God I fucking cummed so bad as soon as he said this and I’m pretty sure he knew it as well because he started laughing. With my last bit of strength, I muttered the words
”I..will w-orship… your… thighhs.. . ”
I blacked out.
I woke up in a prison infirmary where I was told by a guard (who looked and sounded like Ogre from Revenge of the Nerds) that my sentence would be reduced because of my good behavior because the warden approved of it. I asked the guard where the warden was, and he told me that he’s taking a day off applying ice packs to his thighs.
I hope the guy’s alright.
”Also clean that shit up off of your ass” – the guard told me as he left the infirmary. Apparently I’d also shit myself during the strangulation.
I was ordered to delete all of my reddit post history because I was trying to post about my experience in prison via the phone. Contraband isn’t welcome in prison so he ordered me to delete all my reddit history or I was never going to get the chance to perform this ”good behavior” he told me about…
Apparently he had me locked up for assaulting him because you’re not supposed to catch nerds taking a piss. Either way I’m perfectly fine with it and I’m wondering how many other ‘criminals’ he’s imprisoned before.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9kd1ci/mm_prisoner_me_nerdy_prison_warden_my_experience