*Context*
My recent ex sends me this as I proudly left my job interview today.
P.S. if you never received a BJ an ice cube, you’re missing out.
“I know you are in there killing it at that interview. I bet they’ve been sucking you off the whole time. It started off like any other interview, but then the ceo started unbuttoning his shirt as the rest of the panel looked around at each other in anticipation. He licks his lips, gets up from his chair and walks to you. You want him just as bad as you want this job. Your eyes meet his and you realize it’s mutual. He ravenously grabs at your cock like a starving animal. You are shocked and excited. You want him too and all the sudden you notice your cock is throbbing. Blood is rushing to fill it and the whole panel is watching it balloon in size. The ceo is shocked, he didn’t expect you to be this big but he is eager to face the challenge. He wastes no time before engaging in the ‘guac guac 360’. You haven’t had head like this in forever, it feels amazing. Your entire body feels closer to god. And after an hour or so of this unconventional interview, his assistant bursts into the room. She hands the ceo one single ice cube. The ceo guy with the grey hair fit that cube in his mouth and both of your balls in there with it. That’s when you couldn’t hold it in anymore. Nothing makes you bust faster than some frozen water and a middle aged mouth. Your 7.5 inch slab of thicc meat blew its fat load right to the back of his throat and it was the best orgasm you’ve ever achieved as the other interviewers cheered you on and watched in amazement. But then the ceo falls to the ground and he can’t breath. The load was big, too big and he drowned to death right in front of you. Everyone in the room was shocked and the only sensible course of action was to quickly appoint his replacement. And they chose you. No better fit for this position than a big brollic masculine man with brains, beauty and a cock that qualified to be the 8th wonder of the world. And there you were, going from unemployed to ceo in the span of an hour. The whole office was thrilled— they knew it’s what their old boss would have wanted.”
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9js5l5/m_job_interview