I fucked Jasons on St. Patty’s Day. Not a typo. [MFM]

Long time reader, first time poster. I thought I’d write about one of my top sexual experiences, although there is no way I could possibly do it justice. Except for the second photo which was taken that day, the photos I linked were taken around the time this happened and included for your visualization/[self love](https://imgur.com/a/wE0x1ss) purposes.

So it’s St. Patrick’s Day 2012. I’m newly divorced and just turned 30. The weather is beautiful, sunny and unseasonably warm. I’m wearing a [green v-neck minidress with green shoes](https://imgur.com/a/I5isSzX) and am spending the day with my friend Chrissy, who is also recently divorced and 30 at the time. We start the day at a friend’s party in the morning, then head downtown to meet up with some of my coworkers in the afternoon. By evening, everyone else is ready to head home, but Chrissy and I are still looking for trouble and thinking about where we should go next. Then Jason texts me.

I was dating (read: fucking) a few guys at the time, but Jason was my favorite. He was in his late 30s, 6’3”, shaved head, charming, witty, with an easy laugh and eyes that revealed when he was having a devilish thought. He tells me he is at a bar in a trendy section of our city with a friend I hadn’t met before. I text that we’ll join them.

His friend is also named Jason, and the two have known each other since childhood. Jason2 is about 6’, blue eyes, reddish hair (think Michael Fasbender, not Carrot Top), a sexy shadow of stubble on his face. Also charming and funny.

Chrissy and I meet them at the bar. Jason1 and I hadn’t seen each other in a few weeks, and we are catching up while Jason2 and Chrissy make small talk. Chrissy is hung up on some loser guy, so she doesn’t hold much of a conversation because she’s constantly checking her phone, hoping for a text from him. Eventually she leaves me with the Jasons to meet up with the loser.

Jason1 lives within walking distance, and Jason2 plans to crash on his couch. It is getting late, and Jason1 invites me to join them. I figure we’ll all hang out for a bit, and then I’ll get to fuck Jason1 and sleep over. I am partially right.

As we walk to Jason1’s apartment, Jason2 asks if I have any single friends more like me. “No offense,” he says, “but Chrissy was on her phone all night and distracted. But you seem cool.”

We all had a little too much beer, so when we get to Jason1’s apartment, we take turns using the bathroom. While Jason1 is in the bathroom, Jason2 and I are making small talk when Jason1’s female dog plops down near us and starts licking herself. We make jokes about it since it is an awkward situation. He says, “Funny how that sounds just about the same for every animal.”

I reply, laughing, “It’s been awhile since I heard that sound.”

“That’s too bad,” he says, looking me directly in the eyes. I divert my gaze. Is he thinking about ending that drought?

While Jason2 is in the bathroom, Jason1 draws me close for a passionate kiss, his hands getting reacquainted my body. He didn’t usually have to wait so long to have me, and I could tell the anticipation was driving him wild. He wraps his arm around my waist and pulls me on his lap. We are full on making out when he abruptly stops and asks me, “Would you ever consider having a threesome with Jason[2]?”

“Yes,” I reply without hesitation, maybe a bit too enthusiastically. After all, mfm porn was nearly all I watched at the time, though I never admitted that to anyone. I probably would have said yes even if the third wasn’t really my type, but Jason2 is.

Jason2 comes back in the room to find us making out, me still on Jason1’s lap. “Alright, you guys,” he says, in a tone that suggests we should get a room.

I remove myself from Jason1 and sit to his right in the middle of the couch. Jason2 sits on the other side of me.

“So Helen and I were talking, and we were wondering if you’d have a threesome with us,” Jason1 says. OH FUCK, THAT WASN’T JUST DIRTY TALK!!!!

“Are you serious?” Jason2 asks, as anyone would.

I am embarrassed that Jason1 brought it up, particularly without easing into the subject at all, so I try to diffuse things. “I would have to be much drunker for that!” I say with a giggle.

“There’s plenty of beer in the frig,” Jason2 replies, his tone serious, his brow raised. OMGOMGOMGOMGOMG THIS IS GOING TO HAPPEN!!!!

Jason1 tells me to kiss Jason2. I turn to Jason2 and obey, moving towards him while he moves into me. Our lips touch. His hand touches the side of my face, then slowly moves to the back of my head. I give his bottom lip a little nibble to indicate my desire; his tongue enters my mouth to indicate his.

Jason1 unzips his jeans and pulls out his [cock](https://imgur.com/a/o8ORkWi), stroking it himself before taking my left hand and placing it around his shaft. He’s rock hard.

Jason2 stops kissing me for a moment and takes everything in. “Oh dude, that’s your dick!” He might have made another comment regarding his disbelief that we were doing this, but I can’t remember exactly. Despite his shock, he still seems into me and the situation.

Jason1 tells me to suck his cock. I figure if we are going to do this, I shouldn’t be my normal shy self. I get on my knees (still on the couch), raise the skirt of my dress to my waist, and bend over, presenting my [thonged ass](https://imgur.com/a/T3QBvtb) to Jason2. I lower my head to take Jason1’s cock in my mouth. He is probably around 7 inches with amble girth, and I can slide nearly all of him down my throat.

Meanwhile, Jason2 pushes my thong to the side, and then slides a finger inside me. I’m literally living my biggest sexual fantasy at that moment, so I’m sure I’m incredibly wet. I contract my pelvic floor to give him a preview of what’s hopefully to come. I continue to bob up and down on Jason1’s cock when I feel Jason2’s tongue against my cunt. There’s that sound again. My moans are muffled by Jason1’s throbbing hard on.

Jason1 tells me to suck Jason2’s cock. Jason2 unzips his pants as I pivot 180 degrees on my knees and [do as I’m told](https://imgur.com/a/tDHO71D). His cock is smaller than his friend’s, but still plenty. His balls are much larger than I’ve encountered before, and I can’t help but cup them and bounce them as my lips slide up and down his member. He’s breathing deeply and I can tell he’s enjoying himself.

Jason1 takes off his clothes and slides off my thong, then enters me doggy style. His hands are on my hips as he pulls me in tight and thrusts deep inside me, my thighs slapping against his while my lips are wrapped around his friend’s cock. I feel so full and I fucking love it.

I’m starting to sweat. I come up for air and hinge at the waist so that I’m now in a kneeling position. I remove my green dress over my head, then [release my bra and throw it on the floor](https://imgur.com/a/MTMwE4z) while Jason1 continues to hold my hips and fuck me from behind.

Jason2 watches me undress and he looks completely in awe when he first sees me naked. I’d rank my body slightly above average, but his face declares me 10/10. He looks at me with intense desire, like I’m the ice cream and he’s the spoon. I feel so beautiful and powerful. I’m fairly certain I will never forget his face in that moment.

I’m not sure if Jason1 saw the look on his friend’s face too, but he instructs that it’s time to switch. I love feeling a new cock inside me, and I am eagerly anticipating Jason2’s. Jason2 disrobes as I turn on my knees to face Jason1. I take Jason1’s cock in my mouth and taste my own juices on it. Jason2 enters me from behind, but my squeals of ecstasy are quieted by Jason1’s cock.

We continue back and forth like this a few times, one fucking me while I blow the other and then switching. Then, as I’m sucking on Jason1 and Jason2 is fucking me, Jason2 sticks his thumb in my ass, the remainder of his hand grabbing my cheek. I moan and can hear my pussy get wetter as he thrusts in and out.

Jason2 pulls out his cock and rubs it against my asshole. I tense up knowing what he wants. At this point in my life, I could count on one hand how many times I had anal, and Jason1 cannot claim any of those fingers.

Jason2 starts to penetrate my ass with the head of his cock. It hurts, but excites me. I met this guy mere hours earlier and he is trying to fuck my ass. How much of a slut does he think I am?!?

I turn my head toward Jason2 as I use my hand on Jason1. “No,” I whisper.

“No?” he asks, sensitively.

“No, but hang on. Come behind me.”

As I mentioned before, mfm porn is my absolute favorite, so I knew what should happen next. I climb on Jason1’s lap, facing him, my hands on his shoulders. I bounce up and down on him while Jason2 gets into position. Then I grab my ass cheeks and spread them apart, showing him the target. Jason2 takes the cue and spits on my ass, then slowly works his cock into it.

I have one cock in my cunt and another in my ass and it feels fucking amazing. Jason2 is thrusting his cock, while Jason1 is barely moving his (since DP is trickier than it looks in porn, folks). I can’t remember exactly where each had their hands, but I’m being touched all over my body. The sensations are almost unbearably pleasurable. I scream as my body trembles and I cum. Jason1 cums with me and leaves his load in my pussy.

Jason2 exits my ass and sits on the couch while Jason1 grabs a seat on a nearby armchair. I mount Jason2, facing him, his friend’s load still in my dripping pussy. I ride his rock-hard cock, my [tits](https://imgur.com/a/y86cWS7) bouncing up and down.

Just to be real, I start to feel awkward about the fact that I’m still fucking Jason2 while Jason1, the guy I’m dating, is just watching. I don’t want this experience to end, but I also feel like it is time for me to finish Jason2. I drop to the ground on my knees and enthusiastically suck his cock. My lips glide up and down his shaft, my tongue dragging along it, my hand following behind. I take him out of my mouth for a second, look up at him, and [smile](https://imgur.com/a/iNfLRNV).

“You can cum in my mouth if you want,” I whisper, then wrap my lips around him again. That is enough to send him over the edge. Right before he comes, I take nearly all of him in my mouth as he releases warm streams of cum deep down my throat.

We all get dressed and hang out for a little bit. Then Jason1 says it is late and we should call it a night, but I know his cock is starting to rebound and he wants me for himself. Jason2 makes himself comfortable on the couch with a pillow and blanket, and I lean over him to kiss him goodnight. He looks at me with that intense gaze, like I was a goddess and he was powerless to me, and pulls my head in closer.

Jason1 and I retreat to his bedroom, where we have some of the best sex of our relationship (which is a high bar, to be honest). Watching me be a complete whore and enjoying every minute of it seems to heighten his desire for me.

He asks me if they DPed me, questioning his own memory of the events that just unfolded, to which I enthusiastically reply that they did and how amazing it felt. He seems a bit jealous since he never fucked my ass before, and we try unsuccessfully to have anal, but don’t have lube and he is too big for me without it.

We sleep naked and continue to fuck throughout the night and into the morning. For example, he’d wake up to use the bathroom, and then fuck me. Or a noise would startle me awake, and then I’d embrace the opportunity to crawl between his legs and suck his cock. We wake up again around 10am and are fucking (probably not quietly) when we hear Jason2 yell, “I’m heading out! Have fun you two!”

Little did I know, that was the last time I would fuck Jason1. He drops me off at my apartment and we make plans to have dinner that week, but he later cancels via text. He says that he was testing me when he asked me to have a threesome with Jason2 and I failed. I call him on his obvious bullshit, but he clearly made up his mind.

You know what though? It was worth it. Despite the sour end to our dating, I still consider this to be one of my top sexual experiences and would do it all over again without hesitation. As a result of Jason1 ending things with me, I put up my online dating profile again and met my now-husband a week later. I told him about the threesome after dating a few months, and it has added to our sex life in positive ways. But that’s a story for another day. ;)

Feel free to ask any questions you have. To answer the most obvious one preemptively, no, I do not think they planned this. Jason2’s face when Jason1 brought it up was pure shock. He obviously warmed up to the idea pretty quickly, but I don’t think it was something they discussed prior to that moment.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/9g5o6v/i_fucked_jasons_on_st_pattys_day_not_a_typo_mfm