I'll start off by saying that I've never been good at picking up girls. I've had much more luck meeting girls in social settings, talking to them, having fun, and then dating. So this story absolutely blew my mind. Also, sorry for the wall of text, but the lead up is important. Hope you enjoy!
So there's this beautiful, funny, and incredibly sexy admin girl at my work (well call her Jess). I've had a crush on her since the day I met her but I never acted on it since I prefer to keep work relationships professional.
We recently had our end of year wrap up party and the whole team went out to a beachside resort a few hours from the office. The boss took care of everything, getting us a condo, paying for food and drinks, and ensuring we're all having a good time to celebrate a good year.
At this point we're all sort of drunk and we're out at the pub. The majority of the team heads back to the condo, and there's only three of us left; me, Jess, and another guy. We decide to go to a club and we grab some shots and hit the dance floor. Up until now it's all been innocent fun. We're dancing and sort of flirting but things are still professional in a sense. The other guy decides he's had enough and takes a cab back to the condo, leaving me and Jess on the dance floor.
This is where the fun starts. We dance a little closer, get a little more touchy feely, and I'm starting to get more and more turned on. I can tell that Jess is too! We start making out, and its unbelievable! She's biting my lip, kissing and biting on my earlobes (which feels amazing BTW!).
Then all of a sudden, she stops, looks me dead in the eye and asks "are you a Christian?". I answer her with "no, not at all" and she turns around and grinds her perfect ass against me. THEN, at the same time, grabs my hands and moves them to her tits, wanting me to feel her up. My mind is racing and still reeling from that incredibly unique pick up line! We dance like that for a while and I'm hard as a rock. She turns around and I look down and she's unbuttoned her pants, and grabs my hand and slides it inside her panties in the middle of the dance floor. She's soaking wet and I slide a finger inside her pussy. I can't even believe this is happening! We keep this up for a while until the bar closes down and were back on the street, drunk, making out, and teasing each other. We grab a cab and head back to the condo.
Now I forgot to mention that everyone was sharing rooms… I had a room with 4 other guys, and she was in a room with 2 other girls. What were we supposed to do? We walk upstairs, and figuring that I've had all the luck in the world already, pull her into a bathroom.
We frantically pull off each others clothes. Jess stands naked in front of me and she has the most perfect body. Amazing tits, gorgeous ass, and a perfect shaved pussy. I pick her up and set her on the counter and start eating her out while she moans with pleasure. Things are heating up, and she jumps off the counter, bends over and asks me to fuck her from behind. Obviously, I oblige!
After a few minutes of this (and yeah, I know, a few minutes is a looooong time, but I was drunk and feeling like a sex god at this time) she looks back and says "choke me". I'm surprised, thinking I misheard, but again she says " choke me, I like being choked!". I reach up and grab her by the throat, and pound into her hard, her moans muffled by my hand wrapped tightly around her.
She moves me to sit down on the edge of the bath tub and straddles me and rides me. At this point, I know what to do, so again I reach up and grab her throat and squeeze. Jess reaches down and starts rubbing her clit and with difficulty, says "cum inside me". That sends me over the edge and I cum hard, squeezing her throat harder as I orgasm. At this point she cums as well and bites down hard on my neck. We stay like that for about 15 seconds for the orgasms to wear off and Jess just climbs off my dick, gives me a peck on the lips and says " well, that was fun, thanks!" and walks out of the bathroom, leaving me sitting there still hard, and with the biggest shit eating grin ever.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3sb74e/mf_she_asked_are_you_a_christian_and_then
Hot story but confused on what being a Christian has anything to do with it. I have known plenty of Christian girls who act like this.
I guess nothing really, I just thought it was a great pick up line and sort of a sign of things to come. Maybe we know different Christian girls..
Maybe she had a bad experience with an uptight Christian guy in the past?
I suspect if you said yes, it would be a redlight for what she was about to do, and was trying to be respectful.
You’re probably right!
How were things after between you two?
"I said, ‘Ma’am I am tonight.’"
I chatted with her and she just said "we had fun and that’s it, so we’re all good". Which was great because that’s all I wanted it to be too
Lol, and the story ended there…
Things just went back to normal at work? How often do you see her?
At least 3 times a week or so when I’m in the office. I’m on the road quite a bit. But yeah, back to the normal interactions we had before.
Aw
Obscure.
very hot
Must be in Memphis.
That’s not a pick up line
What would you call it then? I’m pretty sure we’re getting caught up on semantics.. Edit: spelled call wrong
"Yes, I am, ma’am, and — in order to preserve our mutual chastity, for I am sure that you, too, are a good Christian girl — I would gladly perform this act with you — but *only* in the, ahem, **other** hole…"
Think of a pickup line as the bait on the line. It sounds like you were already caught.
Haha when you put it that way, you’re probably right. I guess it was a line to test the waters more than anything