This happened yesterday and I want to share before I forget any of the details! I’m so sorry if this is long winded and meandering, but I’m excited to share.
I’m a long time lurker of another sub, which I won’t name in case it’s against the rules, where men offer oral sex to women, no strings and no expectations. I posted for the first time yesterday and given that most of the posts by men seem to get no replies I really did not expect anything at all.
Except I’ve since been told by one of the girls I met that posting a “I’ve sent you a DM” is really kind of desperate. And women can afford to be picky. It’s all the F4M posts that get 50 replies of desperate men trying to downvote everyone else and get between her legs. It’s childish and ridiculous. Women just send a DM.
I had 6 messages within 6hrs of posting and no replies on my post. Two sent me an initial message and never replied again (maybe it was something I said?!). One saw my picture and decided she “couldn’t do anything with a baldie” (np, everyone has their preferences), and one girl agreed a time and place and never showed up. I have a strong suspicion she was trolling anyway.
But there were two who did.
The first was a young Thai girl who spoke OKish English. We met in a local Chipotle for drinks which turned into lunch. She’s studying in London and I think she was telling me that she’s never been with an English man before, and had a lot of questions about British culture and dating in London. It was all really innocent and it felt natural, if a little broken at times, talking with her.
We had a great time, and I was very aware we must have looked an odd couple. She was in her early twenties and 5ft and skinny as a rake, and I’m in my mid 30s 6’4 broad and a baldie!
She agreed to come back to my hotel, where I’d been lucky enough to get a disabled access room. They’re a little bit bigger than normal, and the bed is lower to the ground. I never considered this as an advantage before but actually it was the perfect height to kneel on the floor and go to town!
She went into the bathroom and came out in her plain white bra and panties. I cannot for the life of me remember what she was wearing before that and honestly I didn’t care. She was so slim, verging on skinny, but very feminine with it. She’d let her jet black hair down, and I was surprised how long it was. She was nervous and a little shy, and wanted to make out first.
We lay on the bed kissing for 20 glorious minute before she worked up the courage to start grinding on my leg and I realised she was already quite wet. She didnt have to ask me twice, I kissed my way down and started teasing around her mound. She had a strong smell, not unpleasant, and it made me keen to get a taste quite early on. I pushed her panties to one side and slid my tongue along her trimmed dark pussy. I could taste her, and let me tell you it was good. I stayed down there for a good 20-25 mins trying out a few things, sliding my fingers in and stopping at two as she was very tight and couldn’t have managed three. The most memorable part was when I was gently sucking on her clit as I made a come hither motion with two fingers inside her, I could feel the texture changing inside her as I put pressure on what I assume was her Gspot. She only came twice, but was exhausted after the second time. We’d barely been in the room for 45m and she was done.
After she got her breath back she pulled my pants off and I tried to protest (mildly, but tbh I wanted it) but as I’ve got a lot of girth she looked genuinely scared instead of excited or impressed. She apologised and said she was so wet and wished we could have sex, but I was too big. Did I mind if she gave me a bj/hj instead? I told her she didn’t have to, but I think she really wanted to return the favour. Her mouth really wasn’t big enough so she gave up on that pretty quickly and jerked me onto her small perky tits instead. I didn’t last very long as she was making porno star esque sharp exhalation noises like she was really into it, and it totally got me off. I came all over her tits, and we laughed about how much there was.
She had a shower and got changed, pink shorts and a black tee, ok I remembered now haha.. And said goodbye. She was perfect and lovely.
I had a work telecon I had to dial in for and the second girl had been messaging me during. We traded pics and dirty talk as I talked profit margins and stock levels. It was really hot.
She didn’t want to send me a face photo and warned me she was very forward which seemed at odds with not wanting to share a picture. We agreed to meet at a local Tesco. Sounded weird to me, but whatever. I should mention that I got off the mobile app and onto my PC to look at her profile posting history just to see. She was pretty with a heart shaped face, very curvy and busty, maybe a UK size 18 and seemed to be into the S&M scene which quite frankly scared the shit out of me, but l still went for it.
We met and she was extremely touchy feely and flirty immediately, not in nervous way. She askedvery early on where my hotel was and if I had any condoms. This was definitely not her first time. I told her where and she said I didn’t seem like a psycho so let’s do this, and said something about getting some condoms just in case. I know Tesco don’t do my size, and when do tried to explain she looked me up and down and I swear she had this look on her that was half “you smug bastard” and half “i don’t believe you”. She made some sort of comment about not fucking me then, and I simply replied that I just wanted to eat her out so no problem. Some random old woman gave me proper evils, she must have bith overheard and violently disapproved. My ‘date’ stated to ironically call me Big D after this, claiming it was due to my size and it being the initial of my first name. I didn’t find it funny but I laughed along anyway.
We talked a lot about her interests on the tube back and realised we didn’t have a whole lot in common other than a general disdain for the government and banking systems. Actually she was pretty vain, and I didn’t like how she kept calling me that name with that look on her face. I almost called it off be ayse she had a pretty horrendous attitude.
As soon as we got in the hotel room she was stripping off. She didn’t want a shower and I was almost at the point of not wanting to do anything to do with her, but I really wanted to show her that I did indeed have a Big D, which was ridiculous and petty of me.
She had lovely big boobs, and a curvy shape that was hidden by her top quite well. Like an extremely pronounced hourglass figure. Massive tits and a big round bum. I don’t usually go for girls like her, but she really did look good naked, and I got hard pretty sharpish. She took my trousers off and when she pulled down my pants my cock sprang out like some sort of comedy sketch. “Fuck me” she said, and I managed to reply “No condoms, sorry babe”. She laughed and apologised for not believing me. She seemed more human and likeable then, or maybe I was just pleased I’d one-upped her. We had a little chat aboutvreddit and some of the things she’d experienced through the sub, and she seemed much nicer. I istened, and slowly pushed her back onto the bed, sucking her hard pink nipples, and went to town downstairs.
She was completely shaved and very receptive. She also didn’t want me to stop but in the end I had to because my tongue was starting to feel numb and my jaw was really hurting. She lay there on the bed and thanked me.
Then she literally got up, put her clothes on,barely said 10 words to me, gave me a hug and a kiss and left.
I didn’t know what to expect, I mean we both did our side of the deal. But wtf. It was so weird and robotic.
Whatever, the first time I’ve eaten out two girls in a day, and I loved it.
Thanks for reading all, sorry it was so long!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/93toba/mf_hotel_fun