I’ve posted a handful of stories on this sub, and most of them make me look like an expert in bed. I mean, I hope that’s how they make me look, because I am a master now. I got my certification in the mail a few weeks ago. Don’t ask me where I got it from. You will know when you’re ready.
I didn’t start out as a master, though. In fact, I got started pretty late in life. I didn’t lose my virginity until I was 20. I’m not sure what the average for a man is, but I’d imagine it’s a little younger than that. Most of my friends were having sex a few years before me. They’d tell me, “Oh, man. Just you wait. Once you feel a pussy for the first time…there’s no going back!” And I was like *unzips pants* “Oh yeah? Tell me more about these magical pussies!”
You see, I was a pretty shy/nervous dude back then. I blame my parents, ’cause that’s the easy thing to do. That’s a life hack for you. Blame every terrible quality you have on your parents. It takes a lot of weight off your shoulders. I was really shy and didn’t have many interactions with the opposite sex. I had only kissed three girls at age 20! I HAD ONLY FELT ONE BOOB…A SINGLE BOOB AND IT WAS COVERED BY A SWEATSHIRT!
I was on first base waiting for someone to hit one to the wall, so I could come around and score.
And finally, that happened. A girl named Nikki entered the batter’s box and hit one over the fucking fence. Nikki was a 19-year-old girl who lived down the street from me. Our families were pretty close, so I’d see her often. We would occasionally go on walks with our dogs together. She was a pretty open chick, and when I say open, I truly mean it. For example, during one of our walks, she talked about how she had been having diarrhea all day. When I heard that, I thought, “She is definitely not attracted to me. People don’t talk about their liquid shits with their crush.”
But I guess Nikki was different because a few weeks after the diarrhea talk, she invited me out to dinner and a movie. Yes, she had to invite me out on a date because like I said, MY PARENTS FUCKED ME UP, OKAY?
So she picks me up in her car (MY PARENTS!!!!!!) and she’s dressed rather provocatively. The dress she was wearing barely contained her tits and barely covered her ass. I mean, it wouldn’t have even taken a strong gust of wind to reveal her ass. If an elderly man came jogging past us, that probably would have been enough. I remember when we were eating, she got out of the booth to use the restroom and flashed the virgin out of me. She wore a thong, but I mean, they only cover so much.
During dinner, she talked about how she loved to people watch…
“Sometimes I park at Target and just watch people for an hour.”
“Really? What’s the weirdest thing you’ve seen?”
“I saw a man waiting in his car for his girlfriend, and while waiting, he picked his boogers and ate them. And then when his girlfriend came back, he kissed her.”
“That’s weird…”
What the fuck do you say to something like that? I knew this girl was a bit strange, but she was also hot and seemed to like me for whatever reason, so I wasn’t about to bounce.
Fast forward to the movies. She wants us to sit in the very back of the theater. There are probably 7 (possibly 8?) people inside. The movie we were seeing had been out for a while, so the crowd wasn’t large. I was sweating at this point because I hadn’t been on a lot of dates, especially not inside a movie theater. I was pretty much frozen inside my chair. I had my arms crossed and stared straight ahead at the screen. I probably looked like someone being forced to attend a church service.
10-15 minutes in, Nikki grabs my hand and places it just above her knee. “Oh, shit, oh shit, oh shit” I thought in my head. I knew I should probably like start rubbing her leg or at least move my fingers, but for some reason (PARENTS!) I couldn’t move. She made a noise, as if she was clearing her throat, and then grabbed my hand again and moved it up her dress. My hand was now resting on her bare thigh. I WAS TOUCHING BARE THIGH, YOU GUYS! This was the highlight of my life.
After she moved my hand, I was like, ‘Okay. You gotta do something,” so I just moved my fingers back and forth like a cheap pair of windshield wipers. I did this for like 5 minutes before she moved my hand again, this time placing it against the front of her thong. I could feel the heat from her pussy against my hand. It was the first time I felt pussy heat. I had heard stories about it, but this was the first time I felt the furnace. I went back to my windshield wiper move. It was all I had. She leaned over and started to kiss me. I kissed her back. I’m sure it wasn’t great. We made out for a few minutes, and then the action stopped.
I thought for sure I had screwed up. The last and only time I’d feel the warmth of a pussy. But I was wrong. After the movie, she drove to an empty parking lot (it was late) and turned off the car.
“Open that up…” she pointed to the glove compartment, “…there should be some condoms in there somewhere,” she added.
Oh. Okay. We’re going to have sex. I’m going to lose my virginity to a girl who watches people at Target and stores condoms inside her glove department like they’re just fast food napkins. My trembling hand pulled out a condom. “Have you ever put one on before?” she asked. I said no, but the truth is I had a few years prior. I wanted to see what it felt like to masturbate while wearing one. I didn’t want to explain this to her.
“It’s super easy,” she pulled down my pants, leaned over and started to suck my dick. It felt good and all, but I was thinking too much. I couldn’t get fully hard, so she continued to twirl her tongue around the head of my cock while stroking me. She was working hard for this. Eventually, I got hard and she put the condom on with ease. She crawled on top of me, lifted her dress up and pulled her thong to the side. She brought her hand to her tongue and gave it a sloppy lick and then smeared it all over her pussy.
And then she lowered herself onto my dick and I entered a pussy for the very first time. She pulled her dress down, revealing her tits, as she started to grind against me. I leaned forward and started to suck and kiss all over them. I’m sure it was sloppy as hell, but whatever. She bounced on my dick, and for the first time, she moaned.
“You’ve got such a big cock baby” she whispered. At the time, I was 100% sure she was lying, so it actually took me out of the moment, which sounds pathetic. I was thinking in my head, “She’s lying!” and then I was like, “I bet her moans are fake too! Is any of this real?” I started to lose my erection, but then she picked up the pace. She rode me hard and her moans increased, ‘I want you to cum for me,” she moaned. My dick got real hard…real fast.
My hands slid down her back and landed on her ass. I squeezed her cheeks tightly as I started to cum. I think I managed to get out an “oh fuck,” as I came. She smiled and kissed me. I felt bad, because I was sure she didn’t cum, so I placed my fingertips against where I thought her clit should be and started to rub gently.
“It’s okay,” she said and slowly made her way back to her seat, ‘You can get me next time,” she smirked and started the car back up.
Nikki and I had sex several times after that, and I must say, it was great practicing with someone so open. I actually think I should send her my master certificate. She’s the one who deserves it.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/926lic/mf_i_lost_my_virginity_when_i_was_20yearsold_and
Your username rang a bit familiar and then it dawned on me. I read your other two stories a couple of weeks ago and your writing became an instant favorite, then I lost the links and was sad forever. I’m glad to have found you again!
Damn. You still got her number ?
I come here to fap, not to laugh, but man this is good stuff. I met a girl like that once, but she moved before anything like what you experienced could happen.
Lmao @ the furnace
Nikki, The real mvp…
( PARENTS! ) ahahah
Lmao!!! This is funny and great!! I haven’t read your other stories, but I’ll have to see if I can find them!! I look forward to more stories from you, oh Master!!