[M]y [F]riendly [F]inessed threesome

Neither of the names are real in this story

Late December senior year of college I get a call from my one and only college friend Simone. She’s drunk and wants me to meet up with her for drinks. Simone is a sweetheart of a girl. Overtly friendly which is why our friendship started. Who else would talk to the kid in class that’s clearly stoned falling asleep with his hat pulled over his eyes? I hesitantly agree to meet her out for a couple drinks. I didn’t want to but then remembered I promised to keep in touch after the semester. I am a man of my word.

I arrive at the bar see Simone sitting there talking to another girl. She looks up and meets me with her eyes. “You actually showed up. This is my best friend I was telling you about. Linda meet Jake. Jake, Linda.” We said our nice to meet yous I sat down and ordered drinks for all of us.

Now to explain looks. Simone is a petite blonde, a fun size girl if you will. My guess would be 5’3” 105 lbs. She dressed conservative in classes never showing cleavage. This night however a gorgeous tight dress with her breasts pushed up. Something to drool over. Linda is a bombshell brunette. My guess 5’7” 130lbs. I could tell she liked staying fit to say the least. Wearing leggings to show off a perfectly round ass as well as a tight T-shirt wrapping tightly around her flat stomach and more than a handful breasts. Her features again something to drool over.

Conversation ensues. Linda liked sports which is what started the conversation. An easy subject to get into for me. Then we got onto what’s going on in our lives and where we want to be when we’re done with college. All of us take turns buying rounds of drinks during our casual conversation. The story gets weird here. A drunk guy stumbles in and comes right over to us and immediately makes an ass out of himself being sexually offensive in his comments towards Simone and Linda. I tell him to leave. He’s drunk and pretends not to understand. He’s right behind the stools of both girls and puts his hand on Linda’s ass. I look at the bouncer, bouncer gives me a look like *Fuck, I really have to do my job* then gets up slow. I stand up and grab the man pushing him away while politely telling him to fuck off and handing him over to the bouncer. Off the drunkard goes. Bartender gives us a free round and apologizes.

Simone says “Linda did that dude really just grab your ass?” she replies “Yeah that was awkward.” Now I’m pretty wasted at this point so I say something along the lines of “Definitely awkward but I can’t blame him it’s a great ass.” They laugh. From here they tease me about me checking out Linda’s ass. It doesn’t bother me and I tell them they’re both gorgeous girls. Conversation switches to what kind of girls I’m into. My answer which is still what I say to this day “I like me a pretty girl but personality is key. I wanna blow my brains out when I talk to hot chicks that are dull vanity ridden duds.” They’re kinda shocked at the response but the looks on their faces say they believe my honesty. Then we get into talking about turn ons and offs. Weird turn Simone asks what kind of porn we watch. They were both shocked again when I said I hate lesbian porn. Linda asks “What about threesomes with 2 women and a dude?” I reply “Yeah because that’s every mans dream.” They laugh and I decide to explain “A man can only get a threesome in 2 ways. One he has a girlfriend that’s bi and willing. In this scenario she has to ok the girl and most likely pick her and there will be limits. The other scenario you have to be able to finesse two girls that are into you and each other. Orchestrating that by yourself is absolutely crazy unless you have game which most men don’t.” Simone and Linda concur with me and we continue with our drinks and rollercoaster of a conversation.

The bar is closing. I call for 2 taxis. One to take them to Linda’s the other to take me home. I give them both hugs (definitely grabbing a bit of Linda’s booty when it’s her turn, she smiled). We part ways.

Simone texts me the next morning saying they both had fun. I say I did too and we text about what classes we have together the next semester. I go to work.

I get home from work a bit after 11pm. Simone texts me around 11:30. Asks what I’m doing. I’m tired about to go to bed. Then I get this message that reads “Linda and I are both in love with you.” My hearts racing I send back a meme of Graig Robinson from This Is The End with a caption “I’m straight up lovable.” Simone replies “Stop” I lol back. I see the ellipsis then the message “Do you want to have a 3some tonight?” Hearts racing faster “Ummm yes lol.” She sends the address and tells me to bring condoms. I shower shave my nuts and scrub the fuck out of my penis. The whole time driving over there I’m kind of freaking out saying to myself “How in the fuck did you finesse this?”

I get there. I go upstairs to Linda’s apartment. Linda greets me and walks me to her bedroom. They’re watching Footloose the original with Kevin Bacon. I put the condoms on the night stand. Simone gets me some Jameson. Simone tells Linda “He’s a phenomenal kisser.”

*Sidenote I made out with Simone one time after picking her up from a bar to drive her home like a good friend. Probably could’ve fucked her but she was absolutely annihilated so I decided against it. She told me mid makeout session that I was a phenomenal kisser… anyway back to it*

So I look at Linda and lean in to make out with her. She had a strong tongue and went in a little too crazy. I like a slower more passionate kiss. Simone notices and say no Linda like this. So Simone turns my face and we make out. Absolutely perfect. We had a chemistry with the way we kissed. Opened mouths at the same time, light with the tongue, a lip bite or two. Linda stole me away again and did much better this time. I backed off and looked to Simone kissed her once and pulled her shirt off. She unhooked her own bra to expose her perky tits with small nipples. I immediately went to suck on one while guiding my hand down her pants to rub her soaked pussy. Once I touched her Simone says “Just so you know my nickname in high school was splash waterfall” I had to chuckle at that but continued rubbing her clit. She moans and I turn to Linda she takes off everything. I said before her ass was perfectly round and boy it was. Her tits were the right amount of sag with quarter sized nipples and they were looking me in the face. If my dick wasn’t already rock hard it was cured concrete at that moment. I remove my hand from Simone’s clit stand up and take my clothes off revealing my average penis. Just under 6” and mehhhh on the girth. They still seemed to enjoy looking at it. Simone takes off the rest of her clothes and throws her sopping wet panties at me with a smile and says “Lay down” they make room and I lay down. Linda immediately starts sucking my dick like it’s a straw to a milkshake and she wants every last drop. Simone gives it a few licks but I pull her up to makeout some more because she really is good at it.

After a minute or so I tell Simone to “Hop up” so she straddles my face. I have her pussy right on my mouth and I’m sucking away at her clit hearing her moan while Linda continues to swallow me whole. Simone’s vagina is absolutely leaking on my face I have to prop her up for a few seconds to wipe my mouth but go right back to it. Simone starts pushing her pussy into my face fiercely convulsing. I kind of can’t breathe. She rolls off having orgasmed and grabs a condom. I’m about ready to cum at this point. Nonetheless she wraps me up. Simone tells Linda she’s worked up already so she wants to hop on first. Linda moves to my face and we start making out I reach with my left hand to rub her clit, she’s wet as can be but nothing like splash waterfalls at the end of the bed 2 seconds away from mounting me. Linda took the advice on making out well and we get into a rhythm just as Simone gets into hers on my cock. I go to have Linda hop onto my face but Simone pulls me up to makeout with her as she’s riding me. Tongue deep in each others mouths. I pull away from her face and dump a heavy load into the condom. She giggles she knows I just came but keeps riding til she cums one last time. Simone tells Linda she’s sorry but once I’m good again to go I’m all hers.

I catch my breath. Look down and the mess of pussy juice Simone left in my lap. Pull the condom off and throw it in the floor. I lay Linda on her back and start eating her pussy. Linda was harder to get off but after a few minutes of sucking on her clit I felt her quiver and moan. Simone smiles “Linda did you just cum?” Linda just nods. My dick is hard again at this point. I pull them both to the end of the bed and have them get in doggy position. I put the condom on. Then I get this urge to finger them both at the same time so I get down on one knee insert two fingers into each of their pussies. Simone with my left hand Linda with my right. I catch a rhythm and they both are moaning like crazy. Simone starts wiggling so I go extra hard on her and she cums again. I pull my fingers out and lick her pussy one last time.

Now all my focus is on Linda. I stop fingering her give her a few licks before I stand up and rub my penis on her lips before I insert myself. Finally enough teasing she’s been waiting patiently all night. I go to put my dick in and come to find out she has the tightest vagina I have ever entered. She had a strangle hold on my cock. If she would’ve rode me first I 100% would’ve came on entry. Lucky for her she didn’t. I start slow with my strokes and after a little bit Linda starts pushing back every time I go forward. I pick up the pace she does too. I pull her up and start kissing her neck and grabbing her tits, absolutely gorgeous tits. I get that feeling I’m about to cum and pull my dick out. I catch my breath and tell her I’m gonna lay down. I ask Linda her favorite position “Cowgirl”. Awesome I wanted those tits in my face. Linda hops on top and slowly slides down onto my dick. Good God her pussy was tight (Still the tightest I’ve ever been in to this day). Linda puts her hands up on her own breasts whiles she’s riding me biting her lip really getting into it. I grab her hands pull them down and start feeling on her tits for myself. I come to find out why cowgirl is her favorite position because she quickly orgasms and falls forward to kiss me. I roll her over push her legs up towards her face and just start drilling her for maybe all of 30 seconds until I finally cum again. I’m dying catching my breath. Peel and throw this condom on the floor.

Simone smiles and giggles, Linda is panting. I’m panting. I reach for the Jameson. Simone asks “How was that for a threesome?” I nod.

I had work again in the morning so I get dressed and sit on the foot of the bed. Simone gets under the covers and closes her eyes. I tell Linda I’m gonna leave. She gets up still naked and walks me to the door. I give her naked body a hug and had to kiss her one last time. I walk out the door turn around to her smiling. I smile back. I leave.

That my friends is how I lived every mans dream. All because I’m straight up lovable lol.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8z0gd3/my_friendly_finessed_threesome