Around the beginning of April, I got a kidney stone (yay!) It got stuck in my ureter, requiring surgery. I’ll spare you the gory details, but suffice it to say that I wasn’t capable of sex for over twelve weeks.
I don’t know if this is a common effect of “going without” for an extended length of time, but holy cow. I have never shot that much come from one orgasm, nor have I ever had that many orgasms in a row (three) without stopping. I am not kidding, it was literally more like peeing than ejaculating. I mean, it was still ejaculating, but in one fantastically long and forceful stream.
And the sensation. It was like the first time I discovered my dick could do that. When she took me in her mouth, I had to yell “stop!” because just the first insertion put me at the edge of cumming. I think it took her close to five minutes just to get me all the way into her throat, because even the slightest motion was enough to almost send me over the edge. I actually turned on the TV and told her to just hold me deep while I waited for the sensitivity to die down.
I think we watched about 45min or so of TV, but I stayed rock hard and on the edge of cumming the whole time. Eventually, I couldn’t take it anymore and told her it was OK to start sucking me off. She did her best to not make me cum too soon, but it was hopeless. After ten, maybe fifteen thrusts into her throat, I started cumming hard. It was just fucking amazing. It went on and on. So much cum that her cheeks literally- as in actually, literally, really- started bulging out.
And the intensity of the orgasm was like nothing on this Earth. It wasn’t just my cock *head* cumming. It was my entire cock. And my balls. And my gut, and my arms, legs, head. Hell, even my fingernails felt like they were shooting cum out of them. I’d never had a full-body orgasm before (my wife tells me that women have them all the time, apparently). I have a feeling this was as close as I’ve ever been to understanding what it’s like to have a seizure. It was that intense, almost to the degree of being disabling.
Usually after cumming in her mouth I’m ready to pull out RIGHT NOW because for some reason the inside of her mouth that was as smooth as silk before now feels like sandpaper on the head of my dick. This time, there was none of that. After I came, I just kept thrusting in and out of her mouth, bringing my cock almost out of her lips and then sending it all the way down her throat and grabbing the back of her head to get it down just one millimeter further. The cum in her mouth felt like butter on the head and shaft of my cock.
Somehow, I transitioned from “just had the most amazing head of my life” to “damn, I think I’d like to have another blowjob right fucking now.” So I told her to just keep on sucking. This time I lasted a little longer, it was still one of those “at the edge of cumming the entire blowjob” experiences. I don’t know how the second load compared to the first in terms of volume, but the orgasm lasted a lot longer and was almost equally intense.
After a short eternity, I pulled out of her mouth- and I’ve NEVER done this before- and then started rubbing my still-hard cock all over her face, dipping it into her mouth now and then to draw up some more cum to smear her with, making her suck on my balls with her cum-filled mouth, etc. She was a little startled at first, but then she started getting into it too, licking up stray globs of cum and sucking hard when I put my cock back in her mouth. Later on, she would tell me that she was surprised at what I was doing but the look on my face was so damn intense that she couldn’t help herself.
And then miracle #3 happened. With all the face/dick rubbing and jacking it while she sucked, I started feeling ANOTHER orgasm on its way. And even though I’d never done THAT either, I growled something like “open your fucking mouth” and then jacked off to shoot a third almost equally huge load right on top of the other two.
Watching her swallow three full loads of cum and then lick up as much as she could of the mess on her face, my hands, the sheets, the walls, the cat (just kidding) was an image that will remain on the top-ten list of my spank bank for eternity. She spent a good ten minutes just gently licking and suckling my finally softening cock, just to make it a perfect ending to the best blowjob I have ever received in my entire life.
After I’d had some time to recover, I reciprocated in what I hope was equal measure. She hadn’t had a lot of sex while I was in pain, or on meds, or recovering from surgery. I tried to go down on her when I was able, but I’m sure it wasn’t my best effort. Hopefully the string of screaming orgasms I gave her later that night made up for it.
The post-surgical “sexual renaissance” lasted about a week, during which time we had mad monkey sex pretty much at the drop of a hat. I came more, and more often, than I had since I was a teenager. At one point, she actually had to apologize because she couldn’t eat any more cum. It was just too much for her. By the end of the week, every orifice she had was sore, and my cock was feeling a little raw too. We eventually realized we weren’t kids anymore and moved to a more reasonable schedule, but it was a helluva week.
I wouldn’t recommend getting a kidney stone stuck in one’s ureter as a method of increasing libido and sexual performance. But the sex was a damn good consolation prize. When I was a kid and had my tonsils removed, all I got was ice cream. This was much better.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8y3pxt/mf_well_that_was_something_bj_after_twelve_weeks
Goddamn, guy!