While I was working on another story I remembered/ had panic flash backs of some of my failures throughout my storied history.
Now they are more fun since the embarrassing wounds have healed, I figured why not let strange internet people laugh at my misfortune.
This first mini tale works best mostly because it happened with the girl I ended up losing my virginity too (Bonus story, It went terrible) and this was down the line in our young and foolish part of relations. We had the afternoon to ourselves which can only mean how much of this time can we use to fuck around before people show up. Well nobody was going to around for at least 2 hours which was great and we started to get into the swing of sexy. Down to my boxers, and she was down to nothing things were going a good as they can be when that distinct echo of keys hitting a dead bolt echoed from down the hall. Ashley runs to peek around the corner and sees her dad dropping his tools down.
While a generally nice dude the last thing a dad would like to discover is his girl getting awkwardly dicked by some kid. With no time or nowhere to go we find the space behind the door and I jump behind with no more than an inch of space. It turns out he came home early from work just to get some R&R and spend a little time with his oldest before the rest of the family came barging on in. Well here I was standing behind a door that will blow my cover even if he looks in my general direction, in boxers fighting the strangest erection I ever had and breathing just enough to not make any noise/pass out. 5 minutes go by. 10. 20… I stood hiding barely inches away from her dad for 23 total minutes while they just chatted about stuff and things. Finally he leaves to go work in the yard and I emerge covered in sweat. Oh and we didn’t have any kind of sex at all after all that Big Boss level of hiding skills performed, super fun afternoon.
I should have learned from my past mistakes because this second event starts almost identically to the last. Free afternoon time to fuck. Well the key difference was being older and wiser, we not only had the places to ourselves but I had just fixed the broken door to Deana’s room because of a previous very close call. All was good, kicked on the stereo and we wasted no time to getting down. We get into the swing of it and really start to work a sweat up just fucking hard. I mean really getting deep into it, our skin covered in sweat and one another’s fluids. I throw her off of me at this point and pull her hips into the air and continue slamming her hard. This is the purest form of Face down Ass up and there is no stopping either of us.
The music slows down as the tracks begin to change when the door knob jiggles, I believe that A. Loud music and B. A Locked Door should be enough of a deterrent to come back later. Nope Deana’s door flys open and her mom marches in with laundry which wasn’t even hers. I was a deer in headlights staring into the void and frozen in place of pure panic, this place being unbelievably deep in Deana with her teeth full of bed. Well of course she yells out, which snaps me back to reality as her mom shuffles out and very rudely leaves the door open. We abruptly end our sexcapade and I do my best to laugh off the insanity that had just unfolded. This was the first of multiple times her mom makes her way into various levels of our sex life. Luckily none were as full-frontal as the first encounter.
Well those were fun embarrassing stories, back to our regularly scheduled before every terrible memory comes back.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8xhjc8/every_story_cant_be_a_winner_so_here_are_a_few_of
That does sound awkward, glad you made it out without any tools being thrown at you. I only had a problem once with an ex-gf who had a single working mom. She would constantly catch us making out or with my hands down her pants….good times.