OK – I don't know that I can keep up with these stories.
I'm a late 40's geek with a great sense of humor. I signed up for a 3-minute amateur comedy bit, and actually killed. I've been doing "funny stuff" for quite some time. This is a low key club in a nice hotel that performs every week, starting with a few amateurs.
So afterwards, the folks there are pretty supportive and i got some compliments, and invited to sit at a table. This is where I met Sarah. Sarah matched me in looks. Average, but good for our age. People gradually split.
I'm thinking of my wife and how she won't come to these things – "too tired", "too busy", and our not-so-good sex life.
Sarah asked if i wanted another drink – she paid because I won the nightly amateur beginners routine against some pretty stage-fright folks. I got a little hard, and said something to the effect that "that's a great start to get to know each other".
She parked in the parking lot, i walked her down to the car. One of those moments happened where we just started kissing. And kissing, and then dry humping, and man she got into it. I figure there's security tapes and people watching. So she put her leg up and pulled me in, and was kissing my neck and started breathing hard and just shuttered. So that pretty much set me off, and she leaned back on the car and said keep going. So I came in my pants. Of course, now I have to figure out how to hide this at home.
We hope to see each other again. She gave me a delicate kiss on the lips and looked me right in the eye. Seriously, perform again and maybe we won't have work obligations so early the next morning….
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/3oszr4/m_story_light_encounter_comedy_club_performance
After I read this, all I could think of was [this](http://youtu.be/VLnWf1sQkjY).