I’m 34 and have a friend (let’s call her Ann). We’re both single and like it that way so from time to time we meet up for a few beers and “adult activity”.
A week ago we ended up having a lot of fun getting really drunk. I don’t remember at all how we got back to her apartment, but I vaguely remember having drunk sex. The next thing I remember is waking up with a real urge to pee.
I stumble across her apartment in the dark finding the bathroom. She has some fancy shit lights in there that automatically turns on a few seconds after you enter. I’m in a real hurry so I find the toilet and start peeing in the dark. Suddenly the light turns on and I notice that my entire dick and face is covered in dry blood.
Scared to death I step back, stumble and still holding my blood covered, peeing dick in my hand fall straight on my ass.
So.. Ann heard the noise and found me on the floor covered in blood and pee and instead of helping me she starts laughing uncontrollably!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8j552e/mf_period_sex_can_be_really_dangerous_funny_and
Maybe it had just started and she didn’t realize it?
There was one time back in college and I was dating a squirter, we got drunk and I went down on her and she was a little more wet than normal at the start but it was pitch black so I just went to town on her. We passed out without getting up after sex and I woke up in the morning and had a joker smile from all the dried blood on my face. I was surprised so I made some sort of noise and then she woke up and saw it and was so grossed out that she puked immediately, so then the bed was covered in dry blood and vomit. Was quite the gross start to the day.