I’ll start by saying this isn’t a sex story. It’s Friday and I feel like just posting a funny story about something that happened to me. I was talking about this with a friend the other day and thought some people might laugh. So luckily this happened when I was still underage, atleast for a couple more months. This was right after high school during the summer before college, I was 17 for a couple months after graduation.
So like I said it was during the summer and I got a text from a random number, she somehow knew me and we started talking. She said she got my number from her friend and gave me the supposed friend’s first name but said she didn’t know their last name. I know this sounds really weird, but at the time it wasn’t that odd for me. (The town I grew up in wasn’t that big and during my younger years, I had grown a reputation for being involved in some less than legal activities. It was to the point a bunch of people in town had heard of me and hadn’t actually met me. And sometimes people would hit up my phone or add me on social media and I barely knew them. )
Anyway, me and the girl continued texting and sent some pics, nothing too crazy but a cleavage shot or 2. She had told me a bit about her and said she was 16. We decided to meet at a park on another side of town from where I lived. One of the first things that should have been a red flag was she rode up to the park on a bike, but I didn’t think much of it at the time. She was a white girl, a bit chubby, short, pretty short hair, younger looking but not really young looking and huge boobs, easily D’s. She looked like a lot of emo/punk rock kids I went to school with.
We chatted for a bit at the park but we had nothing in common and she was really kinda awkward. I decided fuck it, since it wasn’t really going anywhere I should atleast see what I could get out of the one time meeting. So after flirting for a couple minutes we started making out and I got my hand under her shirt, grabbing her boobs and motor boating them a bit. She was still awkward but seemed to enjoy it haha. It was getting later so we said bye and went our separate ways.
We text a bit after that day at the park but quickly stopped. Then about 2 weeks after the day at the park, I’m hanging out with some friends and I get a text from another random number I don’t know. I ask who it is and the person says they are Larry. (I only knew 2 Larry’s and neither had a reason to text me.) So I text back asking who he is and what he wants. He said that he was the girl’s father and wanted to know how old his daughter said she was, so I told him that she said she was 16. What he texted back is still one of the funniest texts I’ve ever received, I can’t remember his exact text but it was along the lines of “Nah she’s actually 13, but it’s all good, I’m just looking out for you bro”.
I said sorry about the whole thing and he was cool but I was really taken back by the whole experience, obviously I never texted back the girl. Even though the dad seemed cool, I still watched my back for the next couple weeks just in case. Later I did receive some confirmation about her age, still one of the weirdest things that’s happened to me Lmao.
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/8c3klk/mf_girl_lied_about_her_age