About a month ago my wife found this metal rooster figure at a Goodwill. It was pretty cool and only a dollar so she got it. It has been sitting in her car for awhile because we are in the process of moving.
Last night we had one of our friends who is usually extremely shy and girl next door type ride with us to go see a movie. I remembered the rooster figure. I grabbed it and said, “hey X do you want to see my cock?”
Our friend was in the process of buckling up so she didn’t see I had a rooster in my hand. Her reply was matter of fact yet uncharacteristic direct about sexual topics, “I mean, I have already seen your cock but yeah.”
To her surprise, I placed the rooster statue in her lap where she just busted up laughing.
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Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/83mmow/ffm_more_of_a_post_threesome_silly_story
Hmm, that story might better be characterized as a “cock-tease.”
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