An Ode to Anal [Poem]

(This is my first ever poem so I hope this is the right subreddit for this.)

Sex is the best now I sure like all types,

But if you fuck me then you’re ass you should wipe.

If you’re gonna wear panties it best be a thong,

If it hides too much ass well that’s just so wrong.

I suppose a cute little g string is fine,

You better not wear boy shorts now that’s the line.

I don’t care if they’re cute or if they’re name brand,

To get my tongue on your anus I better not need one hand.

Your lips are so soft and your breasts delicious peaks,

Just so you know I’m putting my face in those cheeks.

You can get on your knees and give me sloppy head,

I’m gonna stuff that ass when you lay on the bed.

Don’t squirm and cry now I won’t be rough,

Be a good girl and then I’ll lick on your muff.

I bet going into this you think it’s all dirty,

But you’ll change your mind once you get all squirty.

That ass is amazing it feels oh so right,

So warm so naughty and fuck so so tight.

Next time you come over you’ll bring your own plug,

I’m telling you this butt life’s addictive like a drug.

I’ll fuck up your pussy and fill all your needs,

When you buy your own set of thick anal beads.

For everyone else the pink might be enough,

I just can’t get enough of that sweet brown eye stuff.

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