Tinder even works in China. [MF][MF][MF] a tale of three fucks in 24 hours. Part I

It’s been a busy 3 or 4 months of traveling for work and fucking hasn’t been very high on my priority list, but shortly before flying back to the US for Christmas, I figured I’d fire up tinder and roll those dice. It feels like some days your stock is up, and sometimes it’s down, but for a little over 26 hours on December 13th, 2017, my fuckstock was a full on bull market.

I had been living and working in a large Chinese city for a three weeks so when i started swiping I got a rather distinct uniformity to my matches. I flipped through a couple of them, read the bios, and found a super cute, 24 year old, chinese girl who looked like she had spent significant time in the bay area (kite flying at crissy field etc.) . She had like three bikini pictures and the third one, an ass shot in not much more than a thong, sold me. I love fat little asses and this girl looked like she had one. We messaged back and forth and then exchange wechat names. I suggested coffee. She suggested a drink. With only one night left in the city, and only looking to fuck, I went for broke and told her my hotel bar had a good cocktail menu. I watched the little “responding dots” bounce around for a bit before I got back “Sound great!”

At 8 pm she walked into the bar and she was shorter than I expected. Even though she was wearing heels, I could tell she wasn’t over five feet. She had just come from work and under her heavy coat she was wearing a skin tight black dress. Her hair was in a low pony tail and she had on bright red lipstick. She had grown up in the US and had only been in China for a year working at a marketing company. It was also abundantly clear, she was there for the same thing I was- to fuck. I told her I had been spending most of my free time watching whatever was on Discovery Chanel, and after one drink she suggested we head to my room to see what was on.

She kicked off her shoes and opened the curtains, and not wanting to seem over anxious, and maybe believing she actually wanted to watch Discovery Channel, I fiddled with the remote. The glow of the skyline filled the room with neon light, she turned around and her coat was off and her black dress clung to her body- i could see a faint outline of a bra, but none from underwear. She looked at me standing there with the remote and arched one eyebrow, “really?” she laughed. “Um,” I realized how uncool i looked, “You probably don’t want to watch Deadliest Catch?” She laughed again and walked towards me in her bare feet until our bodies touched. I hit the power button, but because it was a nice hotel you had to like agree with the tv a dozen times before it’d turn off. I finally figured it out and dropped the remote and ran my hands down her back, grabbing her ass, and pulling her tight into me. “I’ve seen all of them,” she said as she wrapped her arms around my neck (which in retrospect was a lie since there are like 20 fucking seasons), and pressed her red, wet lips against mine. So… I’ve had friends tell me Chinese girls can’t kiss, and maybe that’s true, but I could have kissed this girl into the year of the rooster, or monkey or whatever the fuck comes next. Her tongue parted my lips and slipped over my own tongue. Her lithe little body ground against me and I could feel my my dick’s involuntary hibernation come to end as it attempted to charge out of my pants.

Her dress was off and then her bra and for such a small girl her tits where impressive. I’m not exactly sure how my clothes came off but they were quickly pooled around my feet as well. my dick was sandwiched between our bodies and even that small amount of friction was driving me nuts. Homegirls tongue was exploring every last inch of my mouth- I hadn’t been kissed like that since fucking high school and apparently I really like it. I took a second, realized I didn’t have a condom and the only option was those $15 minibar ones, looked back at her as she started to sit herself on the bed edge of the bed, naked as a chinese venus on the clam shell, and I tore into those fuckers.

There’s a moment, and maybe it only happens to me, right before I fuck someone for the first time, where I feel kind of overwhelmed. Like remember when you’d fucking run into the living room on christmas morning and for a second you couldn’t choose which present to open first. Yeah, like that. Standing naked in a dark hotel room, the condom snug on my very, very hard dick, a beautiful girl with her legs coyly spread, sitting on the bed in front of me, her jet black hair partially covering her firm little tits, the crease of her hips running back to a fat little ass, and her cherry red lipstick a little smeared around the edges of her mouth, and I froze for a second. But then she looked me in the fucking eye, licked the tips of two her fingers and started circling the top of her tiny little pink slit with them and i knew what I was going to do.

I pulled her little body to the edge of the bed and she instinctively lifted her hips up to me. She spit on her hand and ran her fingers between her fat little pussy lips and I pushed my dick slowly into her. It was a like fucking a well lubricated vice grip. She let out a little shudder and I pushed all the way in. After several months of not having sex and the fact the this girls pussy felt like it was two sizes too small, I knew i wasn’t going to last long. She pushed into me and leaned back, pushing her body off the bed. I wrapped my arms around her back and pulled her up to me, her thighs wrapped around my hips, her arms around my neck and I fucked her standing up like that, feeling like her entire body was sliding up and down my cock. I walked her back into a wall, my hands squeezing her fat little ass as she kept her legs wrapped tightly around my body.

I lasted a minute like that, maybe less, and could feel my balls start to pump a month worth of cum into the tip of the fucking condom. I could tell she could tell and she kept slip and sliding up and down my dick like it’d lead to world peace. I mumbled out an apology about cumming so fast and laid her on the bed as she slid off my still very hard dick. She peeled of the condom with both hands and I realized she was about to start sucking me off. Feeling selfish as fuck already I pushed her tiny body back on the bed and pinned her thighs apart, pressing my lips against her pussy. It was still soaking wet, and smooth, and had that distinctive slight taste of latex. I dove in like it was a bowl of fucking strawberries on 4th of july. Her hands grabbed at the back of my head and pulled me mouth tight against her clit. “go slow” she said, ‘go slow’ Not being one to argue, I spread her hairless lips with my fingers and slowly ran my tongue over her pink little clit as I curled two fingers inside her and against the top of her pussy. She squirmed and bucked against my face, but I kept her thighs pinned to the bed until I could feel her body start to quiver and shake and her breathing become shallow. I could feel the flex of her thighs and stomach. Her entire body stiffened, her breath stopped, and it felt like time held still for a minute, before she gasped and moaned. “I’m cumming” she quietly whispered over and over and again and she ground her pussy against my mouth and her skinny, brown thighs, slick with sweat slid against the side of my face. I legit couldn’t get enough of this girl i had met 30 minutes before, and as I pulled my mouth of her i kept my fingers slowly stroking the velvety wetness inside of her. She squirmed and smiled and spread her legs even wider. “Is your name really miko?” I laughed. “No,” she said, “But get back inside of me and maybe I’ll tell you my real name.” Not really caring what her real name was, but knowing I wanted to be back in that pussy, I did as I was told.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7no81t/tinder_even_works_in_china_mfmfmf_a_tale_of_three