[MF]
It was just an usual cold and typical friday evening in which me and my two best buddies went to our favorite bar to drink some beer and play some darts. Around just the same few old creeps of always who almost lived in the bar, showered in beer and cried about their past. I was not in the best mood since that sames’ weeks’ monday I had gone through a hard break up. Throwing big words around about how gentlemen, like me, just get used like toys and how I would from now on become a fuckboy and bang the first sexy chick to enter the bar.
One and a half beers later the bars door opened and someone actualy entered that rusty, dark and creepy bar. Every thirsty guys’ gaze immediately wandered to that door, but mine took a few seconds longer since I missed the precious 12 Point marker I was aiming for and so desperately needed to win and not have to pay the next round of beers for the boys. I then saw those two girls, who were creeped out and standing still at the entrance. One could see in their eyes that they were just about to leave as fast as they came. One of them was blond, thin and big. Quite attractive yet not my type, specialy since I’m a guy rather above average height. She was obviously telling her friend to go to another bar, but her friend was already looking at me. I was amazed by her red hair and her eyes, but most of all the look of surprise and little smile she threw at me. As I did not hestitate to smile back and she did not hestitate to wet her lips, I knew what that smile was ment to mean. Way louder than expected and even for me to hear, who was at the other end of the bar, she told her friend to stay, since she desperately wanted to play darts. The friend sat down at the first chair closest to the door and wanted to wait for us to end, but she took her arm and pulled her to the closest free chairs to us possible in order to be able to “watch” us play properly.
One of my fast friends immediately approached them as he also had heard their interest in darts and offered that red haired angel to throw his darts. However it was again my turn to play and she did gently declined his offer while looking at me grab my arrows and hand them right over to her. She immediately jumped off the chair and walked in my direction, stating that she had never played before and would ruin my points. I grabbed her hip, her throwing arm, got close, and showed her to throw. She looked me in the eyes and we knew.
After leaning in her chair, sharing a few shared beers and borrowing her my jacket (which is my common behavoir, not just to get laid) to head to another bar, she stated multiple times how she lived in another village far away, how she could not afford a taxi and would have to stay up to 7am for the first bus to drive. Slightly drunk and still gentle me who would not get the hint tried to find a solution, but her friend kept persisting on that she would not be able to stay at her place. A last look inside my purse told me I could not pay for a taxi either. In fact, not even for one more beer, yet the night was still young.
Glad to have smart friends who, even drunk as hell, will only care about more beer. Because one of them somehow found out I had more beer hidden in my basement, so why not go with the great idea of going to my place. And then it hit me. I had a big comfy couch where said girl could spend the night after the party. Despite knowing each other since about two hours, she immediately agreed on spending the night in my place. Too dumb I had already told one of my mates to sleep on the couch.
Last beers down and we arrive at my place. It is just me, my friend and my red haired angel. Her friend has end up being my neighbour, my other friend has disappeared without saying bye. A few hours without beer have passed and since the alcohol is gone, I start to feel extremely tired. This girl is trying to teach us a card game called Durak and I am barely able to keep my head up straight and not fall asleep. I decide to head to bed and then it hits me. Both think they can have the couch to sleep. As gentle as I am, as tired as I am, I tell her to wake me up when she wants to sleep, so I will let her sleep in my bed and I will sleep on the carpet.
It is at this moment that the red haired angel I am trying to threat so well in order to establish a firm relationship all of a sudden turns in to a demon. I’m sitting on the edge of the bed undressing my shoes, belt, socks. About 3am and I just so hear big screams female coming from my kitchen. Too tired to realize what the first words were but it does not take me long to understand. That 165cm girl (64 inches) has brutaly opened my bedrooms door, heading towards me and screams: “Who the hell do you think you are, you can’t just look smoking hot, take me to your place, relatively drunk, threat me like a queen and then go to sleep instead of fucking me!!”. I’m suddenly as awake as never before, my friend is at the door saying he is going to the couch and turning out the TV loudly.
She proceeds to undress me and I can’t believe how that 55kg (120 pounds) tiny girl is throwing me around, has undressed me within seconds, is undressing herself while giving me the first full-size deepthroat I’ve ever received, so I decide to take over the charge. I throw her on the ground and go down on her. Time passes and passes and she will not stop moaning and orgasming without a break and I’m so awake and turnt on that my dick is dripping on the carpet like a squirting woman. I turn her around with her head still on the carpet but her butt on the bed. I put on protection and put it very very slow in. She is looking me in the eyes as I go deeper and deeper and once my balls touch her butt we both stop moving completely, just look each other in the eyes and she proceeds to cum multiple times for minutes until I softly touch her clit and she explodes and squirts all over herself. We keep the act, it is about 7 am and I’m wishing that it never ends. My dick is already slightly red and sore, pumping blood like a cannon so I let her lie on the bed with her head hanging down and deepthroat me. I can see my dick hit hear throat as I grab myself on her small titie with one hand and decide to choke her and feel my own dick on my own hand through her throat. I lean forward to grab her vagina and dont move it, just grab it in my whole hand and I cum in her throat. We both feel the strong orgasm pulse in her throat and the cum shooting and she is so aroused she cums with me without being touched. I pull her down again and proceed to rest while fingering her. I start to play introducing more fingers until it is also the first time I end up softly and gently fisting a girl. Time keeps passing and we make a 10 minutes break to get water, she has got my tshirt on. My friend is gone so she decides to jump on my hips and start riding me standing in the bathroom. I smash every thing down from the washing machine and keep doing her on it. She begs me to cum inside her and fill her up but I’m not stupid so I grab again protection. On my way back she is has found a tiny stool and is waiting on it for doggy. That thing is not stable enough so she is holding in place with both hands on the door frame. I exhaustedly cum a last time inside of her and the clock hits 11am.
I somehow cuddle her and we are so chilling and enjoying what just happened but then it smash me. The condom broke. It never broke, but now with a stranger it broke. I see my whole freedom pass by as I have to take care of unwanted children. But she is all cool, we go to her bank, she picks up money and we buy an anti-baby-pill. I’m so amazed. That since it is saturday she can stay a bit longer…
The weekend continues as you’d expect it and it turns out that girl never left my house again. We still together and living the sex life. I used to be a soft and romantic lover, she used to be into hardcore and bdsm. But now we both also love the other style. Jackpot.
If there is a moral I’d say for the lonely guys out there, you need to be both Gentleman AND an asshole. Find the mix between both. Girls want an asshole to have fun with, a gentleman to settle down and create a family. Find the positive aspects of both!
I wish every one of yours a healthy relationship and happy holidays!
Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7mh61z/gentlemen_are_dead_mf