[MF] A load I’ll never forget

What’s the most awkward eye contact can be? You’re about to find out. I had just graduated high school and having also won our school’s first state championship in over 40 years (baseball), my buddies and I were very much feeling ourselves. For a short period of time, we were local celebrities in our small town and we made the most of it. Almost ten years later, we all look back on the summer following those 2 events as the best time of our lives. This is how that summer began for me.

I lived on a large hillside that was covered with double wides and modest houses. My school’s cheer captain and all around hottest girl lived 2 streets down from me. I had known her for fifteen years and because I spent my childhood summers swimming in her above ground 4 ft deep pool, I had a good relationship with her mom. Now to paint a picture, this girl was an 18 year old guy’s wet dream. She was 5’8″, with flowing curly brown hair, green eyes, and although she was white, had a tan that gave her a Hispanic appearance. In addition

3 things also made her our school’s sex goddess. First, she was comically curvy. She wore a 38 DD bra and wasn’t shy about wearing a low cut top. But as nice as her tits were, her ass was legendary. She had grown up a competitive gymnast but after realizing she was too tall, she turned to volleyball. Our volleyball teams were shitty but attendance was great. She was the reason. The next thing was she was an absolute bitch. I’m talking ruthless, Mean Girls type shit. I had seen her make multiple kids cry, including a guy. I had an in with her though, aside from our childhood relationship. Our freshman year, she started bitching me out for something and I told her I wasn’t going to be bitched out by a girl who slept with a nightlight until she was 11. From that day on, she was an absolute sweetheart to me and actually expressed romantic interests in me a couple times. I’m not gonna lie though, I had no game. I was laughable when it came to pulling a girl. Because of that I simply avoided those situations like the plague. But because I was so shy, I was a chase for the bitch next door and she loved it. Last of the three, she was kinky as fuck. One of the high school rumors was that she once caught a nerdier kid checking out her feet and confronted him about it. She wasn’t mad but instead painted her toes a new color every couple days and never wore closed toe shoes. She tortured the kid and they both loved it.

Alright so enough set up, here we go. A week or so after graduation and our big win, I had been pumped up by a lot of attention from girls and thought “why the fuck not” and sent the bitch next door a text, to meet up. She was down but wanted me to come see her mom who wanted to congratulate me. I went over to her house and after a few minutes she told her mom we were going to ride her ATV in the woods behind our houses. Normally you would think this would set a parents brain working that their kid was going to mess around but with all the sappy nostalgia bullshit flowing I guess her mom thought we were reliving childhood stuff. Anyway we ride to the top of the hill. She was wearing a tank top and shorts and was very aware how well she filled them out. After a few minutes of chit chat, she asks me if I had lost my virginity, I had actually been with 3 girls but because I was so shy the details hadn’t made their way around like normal. She laughs and points out how boyish my 3 girls’ bodies were. I realize what she’s getting at and say “Maybe that’s just my type.” She smirks and takes off her top and says “So I’m not your type” while playing with her tits. I lose my cool…the sight of those tits was just too much for me. Before I know it she’s bent over the four wheeler. All is going great until the bitch burns her leg on the exhaust pipe. She yelps in pain and I’m certain that somebody heard it. We chill out for a few minutes and after thinking its all good she decides to give me head. The head was great and after a few minutes I know I’m going to blow. I tell her but she wants it in her face. Probably two minutes later its going to happen…she’s swirling her tongue around the head and working the shaft with her hand. I’m full on vinegar strokes at this time eyes shut ready to shoot an 8 roper right on her face. I hear a noise and open my eyes and see the bitch’s mom staring straight at us. Our eyes lock at the very second that I blow. Her daughter has no idea…she is telling me how much she loves my cock and cum and her mom is 20 feet behind her. I stop to tell her and she thinks I’m joking. I pull away and she figures out I’m serious and turns to face her mom with a cum covered face.

Source: reddit.com/r/gonewildstories/comments/7hl2f1/mf_a_load_ill_never_forget

13 comments

  1. This is freaking hilarious. I’m on the trolley and I literally laughed almost spitting out my frozen iced latte on the woman in front of me. Good thing I have better control than you. Hehe.

  2. This is by far, the funniest story I’ve ever read. I’ll be waiting for the update on the aftermath. I can only imagine how awkward that conversation must have been!

  3. Lmao. Love this. You’re a hero.
    I damn near died at the “night light until age 11 and that made her a sweetheart to me”

    Reverse psychology, bro!

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